Stupid little things that bug you

[Magicpole]

Top Notts. Cunts.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

The wilful encroachment of American language into our culture. Describing things as “sucking” or being “pissed”.

 

[northendenton]

The dating site,ad the "actors " must be drawing their pension now it has been going so long,it now must be into rooney territory

 

[Bill Walker]

Building and gardening presenters wearing brand new hi viz jackets, overalls, hard hats, gloves etc etc who clearly haven't done a stitch of work.....at least make it look like you know what you're talking about. I'm talking mainly about those 2 dodgy looking American 'brothers' who look more at home on a Village People LP cover than a building site.

You mean @Barcon and @idahoblues ?

 

[idahoblues]

You mean @Barcon and @idahoblues ?

 

[BrianW]

TV people who ask silly questions like:
'How upset are you by your wife being burnt to death in the fire?' (Slight exaggeration but you know the style.)
'How pleased are you at winning your first Wimbledon title?'
I always want someone to answer: '73.2%'

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

5 grand on a bike and they can't afford a bell!

When I ring my bell to alert pedestrians, it's amusing to see how often their first reaction is to grab their mobile 'phones.

 

[Barcon]

When I ring my bell to alert pedestrians, it's amusing to see how often their first reaction is to grab their mobile 'phones.

Maybe they think a cat is coming up behind them and they want to make a youtube video.

 

[Blue Mist]

That looks cold.

Very cold.


In fact fuckin' freezin'

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Checkout staff who give you your change notes first and then all the coins on top.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Cinema film start times.
Tell me what time the actual film starts you bell-ends not what time all your advertisements start!
I have a young girl who’s bored shitless for 20-25 minutes waiting for the actual film we wanted to watch to start!
So i’ve paid you money to watch adverts that you have been paid to show!!!
Bunch of bawbags!
Image City saying they start at 3pm but they play a load of adverts on the screen until they kick off at 3.25pm
So fucking annoying

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Checkout staff who give you your change notes first and then all the coins on top.

Surely that's the best way, the heavy coins on top stop the plastic notes from flirting all over the place...

 

[Kiss this guy]

Surely that's the best way, the heavy coins on top stop the plastic notes from flirting all over the place...

Yeh but with the new plastic notes you have to do a mini balancing act to make sure the coins don't roll out of your palm.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Yeh but with the new plastic notes you have to do a mini balancing act to make sure the coins don't roll out of your palm.

All part of the plan for a cashless society.

 

[Vincent van Rough]

People with beards wearing masks and face coverings.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Cinema film start times.
Tell me what time the actual film starts you bell-ends not what time all your advertisements start!
I have a young girl who’s bored shitless for 20-25 minutes waiting for the actual film we wanted to watch to start!
So i’ve paid you money to watch adverts that you have been paid to show!!!
Bunch of bawbags!
Image City saying they start at 3pm but they play a load of adverts on the screen until they kick off at 3.25pm
So fucking annoying

Just assume that it starts at least 20 mins afterward, can always set off a bit later if traffic isn't an issue. Tickets would probably cost more if they didn't get paid for running ads.

At the Odeon it looks to be about 24 mins worth of ads.

Anyone remember when you would get ads (including anti-piracy campaigns) before the film on VHS and DVD?

That was the absolute piss take.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Just assume that it starts at least 20 mins afterward, can always set off a bit later if traffic isn't an issue. Tickets would probably cost more if they didn't get paid for running ads.

At the Odeon it looks to be about 24 mins worth of ads.

Anyone remember when you would get ads (including anti-piracy campaigns) before the film on VHS and DVD?

That was the absolute piss take.

But i don’t want to assume/guess what time a film starts that i have paid to watch!
What if i missed the beginning?
Hence….tell me what time the FILM starts
I’d pay another couple of quid to miss all the advertisements.
Bloody hell yeah……..and you couldn’t fast forward the anti piracy adds on the dvd :-)

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

But i don’t want to assume/guess what time a film starts that i have paid to watch!
What if i missed the beginning?
Hence….tell me what time the FILM starts
I’d pay another couple of quid to miss all the advertisements.
Bloody hell yeah……..and you couldn’t fast forward the anti piracy adds on the dvd :-)

What cinema chain do you usually go to watch movies?

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

What cinema chain do you usually go to watch movies?

I havent got a select one i go to but i went to the Vue cinema in Altrincham.

Don’t get me started on the parking there - coin’s only and no change given in this day & age which is worth a new thread on it’s own!!!

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Checkout staff who give you your change notes first and then all the coins on top.

People who still use cash!!!