United Thread - 2021/22

[Impeccable One]

To further the rags "great thinker" policy, their next manager has been "unveiled".
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Some times you sit n think, other times you shit n stink !

 

[paulchapo]

I watched the rag game on Sunday and listened to all the bollocks afterwards on how they'd improved etcetera. Look as great as it was for us they took points off Chelsea they would have been beaten 5-1 if Chelsea could hit the target.

 

[bobmcfc]

Where did this guy come from? Played for the all conquering…? Coached the all conquering…? I am at a complete loss as to this guys credentials. Perhaps he taught Pep and Klippetry all the know? Anybody really know anything about him?

Ive never fucking heard of him but he invented football and the wheel apparently.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Amused observers of my wobbles this season will be somewhat surprised to hear that my arse hasn’t gone yet.

I’ve returned to the conclusion that they are wank. And they are.

And embarrassingly small-time. Not that I ever wavered on that.

They need to try to start to make amends by apologising for that banner. That would build a lot of bridges.

A simple ‘sorry for that small-time banner’ would be nice. And a start.

Stay strong G-Lad.

 

[BongoBlue]

Stay strong G-Lad.

Is that GDM's hip-hop name? :)

 

[halfcenturyup]

Is that GDM's hip-hop name? :)

More likely a chip-shop name .....

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Like Socrates. A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed ?

Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

 

[crazyg]

Where is @Vienna_70's 'oh dear never mind' when you need it............

This one?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

If he likes shapes, that’s Luke Shaw absolutely fucked.

Unless it’s pie shaped.

 

[Ashleymcduff]

 

[salford blue 62]

SCUM

 

[bernard o'silver]

It was resolved on 13th May 2012, mate ;-)

Not 14th May 2011??

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not 14th May 2011??

I did ponder on that one, but no. Not quite.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Is that GDM's hip-hop name? :)

It’s what his main boys call him.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It’s what his main boys call him.

You do.

 

[Vienna_70]

Where is @Vienna_70's 'oh dear never mind' when you need it............

Happy to oblige, OH(SMS).

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Tbf, he’s not too far off, I know we take the piss out of Rangnick, but this could turn out to be a fantastic move for the rags and really get them back on track, he knows his stuff and I’ve followed Rangnick closely since I first heard about him many many days ago.

Even a whole six days?
That makes you a world expert.

 

[Blue Mist]

If Rag Nicks work permit takes much longer the season will be over.

 

[Vienna_70]

Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant, who was very rarely stable.
Heidiger, Heidiger was a boozy beggar, who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine, who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya about the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy, was particularly Ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away. Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbs was fond of his dram.
And René Descartes was a drunken fart; I think, therefore I am.
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed. A lovely little thinker, but a bugger, when he’s pissed!

 

[Ted_Bovis]

You just had to take it that one step further.

I didn’t want to be on the forums, posting all day.

I didn’t want to have years of torment supporting City.

I just wanted to leap from tree to tree as they float down the might rivers of British Columbia.