Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

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John Crace.... enjoy

"And Boris knew, it really had not been a Christmas party because, as far as he knew, no one had had sex with him. Which is his definition of a proper party."

"In his own world every time a new lock is fixed to a toilet door a new hospital is built."

Master of the profane, maestro of the inane – this man has us as mugs | John Crace | The Guardian

 

[Postman Pep]

 

[mat]

shes been critical of Boris and the government many times - people just prefer to attack her though

She loves a karaoke with Tory ministers.

 

[bluethrunthru]

we are a laughing stock

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[mat]

Boris Johnson gifted Hanukkah menorah and immediately breaks it

The PM shook the candelabra above his head, sending parts flying across the stage

www-independent-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org

Imagine the headlines if the leader of the opposition did this.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Boris Johnson gifted Hanukkah menorah and immediately breaks it

The PM shook the candelabra above his head, sending parts flying across the stage

www-independent-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org

Imagine the headlines if the leader of the opposition did this.

He's a fucking idiot

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Boris Johnson gifted Hanukkah menorah and immediately breaks it

The PM shook the candelabra above his head, sending parts flying across the stage

www-independent-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org

Imagine the headlines if the leader of the opposition did this.

He didn't break it, just didn't know that there were loose parts to it by the looks of the video.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

He didn't break it, just didn't know that there were loose parts to it by the looks of the video.

Yes, they seem to be detachable parts as they are all the same size and no broken or warped joints.

He is still a clumsy idiot though as he clunked against the large candelabra on stage.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Sing along with me to the tune of I predict a Riot -
Johnson is a Liar
Johnson is a Liar
Johnson is a Liar
Johnson is a Liar

 

[mat]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Headlines to the left and to the right show the shit piling up on Johnsons front door step

Observer Front Page 5th of December 2021 - Tomorrow's Papers Today!

Trust in politicians to act in the national interest rather than for themselves has fallen dramatically since Boris Johnson became prime minister, The Observer reports.

www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk

 

[bluethrunthru]

for his latest cosplay role the PM was disappointed they had nothing hi-vis for him to wear

 

[blueinsa]

Dressed as a policeman now lol.

What a fucking whopper he is.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Dressed as a policeman now lol.

What a fucking whopper he is.

You try walking round dressed like that - see how long before you are arrested for impersonating plod

 

[blueinsa]

You try walking round dressed like that - see how long before you are arrested for impersonating plod

It is fucking ridiculous. As you say, it’s possibly also borderline illegal but that won’t worry him.

 

[mat]

Another day in the life of Mr Bent.

 

[Mike D]

Headlines to the left and to the right show the shit piling up on Johnsons front door step

Observer Front Page 5th of December 2021 - Tomorrow's Papers Today!

Trust in politicians to act in the national interest rather than for themselves has fallen dramatically since Boris Johnson became prime minister, The Observer reports.

www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk

The constant drip drip of sleaze and corruption is killing him he's a dead man walking, Its only a matter of time before the 1922 committee call him in for a chat and calls it a day and joins the gravy train of public speaking and pointless jobs to access political contacts,

 

[kaz7]

for his latest cosplay role the PM was disappointed they had nothing hi-vis for him to wear

I literally hate the **** , dressing up is all he does , i am sure you are not allowed to dress up as an officer post sarahs murder