True, you'd think they'd know, I heard they were driving home for Christmas
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What do you call a Magician that’s lost his magic ?
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Why does Rupert Bear where yellow checked trousers ?
Because he’s a twat..
Because he’s a twat..
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This time next year!
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A woman had been on the game for 4 years and was worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night.
She decided to tell her husband that she’d caught it climbing over a fence.
After an hour in bed her husband said ‘How far across the field where you when you realised in was caught?’
She decided to tell her husband that she’d caught it climbing over a fence.
After an hour in bed her husband said ‘How far across the field where you when you realised in was caught?’
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i know its a joke but......i wonder why suicide rates for those in their 40s and 50s are so high.....
Suicide rate in England & Wales 2023 by age| Statista
When broken down by age, 50 to 54 year olds had the highest rate of suicide in England and Wales in 2023.
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I post for a laughi know its a joke but......i wonder why suicide rates for those in their 40s and 50s are so high.....
Suicide rate in England & Wales 2023 by age| Statista
When broken down by age, 50 to 54 year olds had the highest rate of suicide in England and Wales in 2023.
nothing more
as someone who attempted suicide in my 20's
i would never post to hurt anyone
As a snowflake I take exception to you singling me out for ridicule. There are other types of narcissistic self important wankers that you could have abused so why pick on me ?
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No need to bring me into this you big bully.
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Is it alright if I get offended for you on the off chance you're not offended enough.
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Flakey definitely :)
Im sure i didnt use a name or point my finger in your direction.One feels you might be offended of your own shadow given the chance...
No need to mention his shadow mate. I suspect it’s a very large one.