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I have to keep checking my calendar on my mobile phone when in this thread, to see what century we’re in.
It’s bright out too, so we’re not in the Dark Ages, I don’t think.

Grand stretch in the evenings!
 
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You are all going to hell, well unless you is a catholic, we have a repent on you death bed get out purgotary card we can play
 
Blue Mist said:
I think we need to sort this Ark nonsense out once and for all.
It is written that the beavers felled the trees, the elephants transported them to site, the monkeys piled them on top of each other and as it got higher they used the giraffes as a sort of crane. The lions were like the gaffer keeping the monkeys in order. The biggest problem was keeping the logs together as they had no nails, this was solved by using pig semen as it was both sticky and waterproof.

In reality Noah did fuck all but took all the glory.
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Noah Clearly had some sort of god complex.
 
urban genie said:
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You are all going to hell, well unless you is a catholic, we have a repent on you death bed get out purgotary card we can play
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Didn't they do away with that purgatory bollocks? That and Limbo? Even the Vatican finally realised how fucking moronic that shit was. I mean the whole lot is balls out batshit, but purgatory, limbo?

As they used to say in Chewin The Fat.

You've taken that too far.
 
paulsimpson said:
I meant pre fall . So
I corrected the typo. All animals were vegetarian pre fall.
We are told, in Genesis 1:29–30, that in the beginning, vegetation was given as food for man, and also for every animal. Man and all animals were herbivorous—there was NO CARNIVORY . Genesis 9:3 confirms this point and drives it home, leaving NO room for doubt. This verse teaches that immediately after the Flood, God said to man that He was giving animals to him for food, just as He had given vegetation previously (at the time of creation). The clear and logical implication is that man and all animals were herbivorous at the time of creation.
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People read that and the gargantuan penny hovering over them, still doesnt fall. That's a level of denial and irrationality that bewilders me. As a kid I believed the whole fucking pantomime, but, I grew up. I read it and it was totally obvious it was man made. Full of contradictions, beasts that never existed, no mention of dinosaurs, which were real, floods that never happened. The earth is the centre of the universe snd the sun goes around us. Big fail there for the **** who created it. A guy didn't survive in the belly of a whale for four days, never happened. Slavery though, enthusiastically endorsed. Noah and the long distance hopping kangeroos. And he lived nearly 1,000 years. People actually believe this. Even when science showed its main claims where what people thought 2,000 years ago and those thoughts were balls out wrong. Still they believe. The book is full of commanents to kill literally every ****. Kill all who worship another god. Kill all the inhabitants of any city that does not kiss my imaginary arse.

Then, to top it all. He loves you that much, that if you dont love him right back and do everything he says, he will burn and torture you, not until you die, no, not a chance, for fucking eternity.

But he loves you.
 
Magicpole said:
Didn't they do away with that purgatory bollocks? That and Limbo? Even the Vatican finally realised how fucking moronic that shit was. I mean the whole lot is balls out batshit, but purgatory, limbo?

As they used to say in Chewin The Fat.

You've taken that too far.
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They did do away with it.

Though it never existed in the first place
 
paulsimpson said:
lol
The little bitty boat. Such ignorance . Do you know the dimensions of the Ark? I'll help you.
14Make for yourself an ark of gopher wood; make rooms in the ark and coat it with pitch inside and out. 15And this is how you are to build it: The ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high.16You are to make a roofe for the ark, finish its walls a cubit from the top,f place a door in the side of the ark, and build lower, middle, and upper decks"
Cubit is from elbow to tip of middle finger - 1.5 feet . Bog boat. 450 ft x 75x 50
Why build such a big boat ?
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After reading this I felt Clarkied.

I hope that was a correct assessment?

You cannot believe a single word of the Noah flood arc pish. In your brain there is a place that's screaming right now, that its not true. I can hear it from here. It's preposterous.
 
Magicpole said:
After reading this I felt Clarkied.

I hope that was a correct assessment?

You cannot believe a single word of the Noah flood arc pish. In your brain there is a place that's screaming right now, that its not true. I can hear it from here. It's preposterous.
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Whoa there unbeliever. Have you not read my post where I explained how the Ark was built ?
 
Magicpole said:
After reading this I felt Clarkied.

I hope that was a correct assessment?

You cannot believe a single word of the Noah flood arc pish. In your brain there is a place that's screaming right now, that its not true. I can hear it from here. It's preposterous.
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Watch is pole for he will smite thee and cast you into the pits of damnation
 
Magicpole said:
Didn't they do away with that purgatory bollocks? That and Limbo? Even the Vatican finally realised how fucking moronic that shit was. I mean the whole lot is balls out batshit, but purgatory, limbo?

As they used to say in Chewin The Fat.

You've taken that too far.
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I don’t know. Limbo sounds fun.
 
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