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We used to have a limbo competiton at schools sports day with this song played




We also had a race where you had to do a lap doing the morecombe and wise dance
 
Magicpole said:
Didn't they do away with that purgatory bollocks? That and Limbo? Even the Vatican finally realised how fucking moronic that shit was. I mean the whole lot is balls out batshit, but purgatory, limbo?

As they used to say in Chewin The Fat.

You've taken that too far.
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Fuck I never knew that. So the Vatican, that has a direct line to God and Is infallible, got something wrong. Wow who'd of thunk it. But, but, surely everything else they say is gospel isn't it?
 
urban genie said:
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Watch is pole for he will smite thee and cast you into the pits of damnation
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Oh fuck, not Stoke?
 
Fode N The Hole said:
Please don't tell me that you have been teaching people this absolute crap.

Male Ligers are infertile, the idea that animals repopulated the earth by inbreeding and hybridization is absolute crackers.

It’s also needlessly absurd, why would God require all this when he already has all the powers to click his fingers and recreate all the animals?

The level of creative bullshit that literalist Christians come up with so they don't have to face reality.

I've just read a blog by one of your brothers claiming that Humans used to live until 930 years old and we don't anymore because of an inbreeding bottleneck reducing our potential life expectancy.

Crackers.
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What you believe in is absolute raving bonkers
You're wrong in your science .
In September 2012, the Russian Novosibirsk Zoo announced the birth of a liliger. The cub was named Kiara, and was born to an 8-year-old female liger, Zita and a male African lion, Sam. On May 16, 2013, the same couple produced three more female liligers: Luna, Sandra, and Eva." Wikipedia
simply Google liliger

The world’s biggest cat is the liger, the offspring of a male lion and female tiger. Ligers were previously thought to be sterile but there have been at least ten documented cases since 2012 where female ligers have successfully mated with lions to produce what are known as Liligers . Of the ten documented liliger occurrences, only one is a male.
There are 39 living cat species in the world. Many cats are able to interbreed (hybridize) with other species of cats, as in the case of tigers and lions. And also, on occasion, they can interbreed with cats of another genus—sometimes even another subfamily.And DNA sequencing has now enabled scientists to set all extant cat species into seven major lineages. Notably, some cat species are able to breed across these lineages while being unable to breed with other species in the same lineage.
Genesis 1 tells us that living things only reproduce " according to their kind /s " . This is mentioned 10 times. It is a simple but factual account of speciation emanating from the original kinds i.e. in this case the Cat kind. The kind has all information for future speciation available to it. If two cat populations are reproductively compatible, they should be called the same biological species. The fact that these cats are generally able to interbreed across higher categories and even the different DNA lineage categories strongly indicates that all can come from one ancestral feline kind on board the Ark.
The process of speciation, where one breeding population splits into two new ones, has not only been observed to take place, but does so very rapidly, in just a few generations. So this in a sense fulfils a ‘prediction’ for a Genesis creation model.
And another thing ,new species have been seen to arise with no evidence of any new genetic information having appeared (which is what would be required for microbe-to-man evolution. ). All the information within the daughter populations is present in the parent population.
With evolution all you get is one Tree of supposed life with every single organism related, having emerged from some "micro molecule "from nowhere , for no reason , it just happened . So the story goes anyway. Its one elaborate hoax. Yes things change, but dogs remain dogs , cats remain cats, horses remain horses but to say a microbe can change into a human over millions of years when a microbe has not got the information available,is nonsense. No one has seen a dog come from a non dog.Its delusional and it is actually being promoted in every institution across the land.

With creation you get many trees of life representing each kind - dogs ,cats, horses etc This is scientific. And only a supreme being, God, can create the kinds of organisms. Why? Because all the complex parts of an organism have to be present all at once for it to work.
In one sense small’ v ‘large’ changes, distract from the key issue of information. That is, particles-to-people evolution requires changes that increase genetic information (e.g., specifications for manufacturing nerves, muscle, bone, etc.), but all we observe is sorting and, overwhelmingly, loss of information. We are hardpressed to find examples of even ‘micro’ increases in information, although these changes should be frequent if evolution were true.
The " kinds" represent the complexities of living things which have to be present all at once in order for speciation to occur. But evolutionists are bonkers for thinking that a little bit of change means bacteria turn into people.
There are no gradations from particles to people. Show us them since you think you know this kind of change occurs , the whole chain !
 
paulsimpson said:
What you believe in is absolute raving bonkers
You're wrong in your science .
In September 2012, the Russian Novosibirsk Zoo announced the birth of a liliger. The cub was named Kiara, and was born to an 8-year-old female liger, Zita and a male African lion, Sam. On May 16, 2013, the same couple produced three more female liligers: Luna, Sandra, and Eva." Wikipedia
simply Google liliger

The world’s biggest cat is the liger, the offspring of a male lion and female tiger. Ligers were previously thought to be sterile but there have been at least ten documented cases since 2012 where female ligers have successfully mated with lions to produce what are known as Liligers . Of the ten documented liliger occurrences, only one is a male.
There are 39 living cat species in the world. Many cats are able to interbreed (hybridize) with other species of cats, as in the case of tigers and lions. And also, on occasion, they can interbreed with cats of another genus—sometimes even another subfamily.And DNA sequencing has now enabled scientists to set all extant cat species into seven major lineages. Notably, some cat species are able to breed across these lineages while being unable to breed with other species in the same lineage.
Genesis 1 tells us that living things only reproduce " according to their kind /s " . This is mentioned 10 times. It is a simple but factual account of speciation emanating from the original kinds i.e. in this case the Cat kind. The kind has all information for future speciation available to it. If two cat populations are reproductively compatible, they should be called the same biological species. The fact that these cats are generally able to interbreed across higher categories and even the different DNA lineage categories strongly indicates that all can come from one ancestral feline kind on board the Ark.
The process of speciation, where one breeding population splits into two new ones, has not only been observed to take place, but does so very rapidly, in just a few generations. So this in a sense fulfils a ‘prediction’ for a Genesis creation model.
And another thing ,new species have been seen to arise with no evidence of any new genetic information having appeared (which is what would be required for microbe-to-man evolution. ). All the information within the daughter populations is present in the parent population.
With evolution all you get is one Tree of supposed life with every single organism related, having emerged from some "micro molecule "from nowhere , for no reason , it just happened . So the story goes anyway. Its one elaborate hoax. Yes things change, but dogs remain dogs , cats remain cats, horses remain horses but to say a microbe can change into a human over millions of years when a microbe has not got the information available,is nonsense. No one has seen a dog come from a non dog.Its delusional and it is actually being promoted in every institution across the land.

With creation you get many trees of life representing each kind - dogs ,cats, horses etc This is scientific. And only a supreme being, God, can create the kinds of organisms. Why? Because all the complex parts of an organism have to be present all at once for it to work.
In one sense small’ v ‘large’ changes, distract from the key issue of information. That is, particles-to-people evolution requires changes that increase genetic information (e.g., specifications for manufacturing nerves, muscle, bone, etc.), but all we observe is sorting and, overwhelmingly, loss of information. We are hardpressed to find examples of even ‘micro’ increases in information, although these changes should be frequent if evolution were true.
The " kinds" represent the complexities of living things which have to be present all at once in order for speciation to occur. But evolutionists are bonkers for thinking that a little bit of change means bacteria turn into people.
There are no gradations from particles to people. Show us them since you think you know this kind of change occurs , the whole chain !
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Yeah and sane people call it evolution not mythical creationism, all you did their was say animals can evolve beyond known genetic structures, which science agrees with, you blindly though try and make it into some divine providence.

You are purposely making your responses long winded to put people off bothering to read them which is a classic tactic of a cult member, try and blind the facts with waffle.
 
paulsimpson said:
What you believe in is absolute raving bonkers
You're wrong in your science .
In September 2012, the Russian Novosibirsk Zoo announced the birth of a liliger. The cub was named Kiara, and was born to an 8-year-old female liger, Zita and a male African lion, Sam. On May 16, 2013, the same couple produced three more female liligers: Luna, Sandra, and Eva." Wikipedia
simply Google liliger

The world’s biggest cat is the liger, the offspring of a male lion and female tiger. Ligers were previously thought to be sterile but there have been at least ten documented cases since 2012 where female ligers have successfully mated with lions to produce what are known as Liligers . Of the ten documented liliger occurrences, only one is a male.
There are 39 living cat species in the world. Many cats are able to interbreed (hybridize) with other species of cats, as in the case of tigers and lions. And also, on occasion, they can interbreed with cats of another genus—sometimes even another subfamily.And DNA sequencing has now enabled scientists to set all extant cat species into seven major lineages. Notably, some cat species are able to breed across these lineages while being unable to breed with other species in the same lineage.
Genesis 1 tells us that living things only reproduce " according to their kind /s " . This is mentioned 10 times. It is a simple but factual account of speciation emanating from the original kinds i.e. in this case the Cat kind. The kind has all information for future speciation available to it. If two cat populations are reproductively compatible, they should be called the same biological species. The fact that these cats are generally able to interbreed across higher categories and even the different DNA lineage categories strongly indicates that all can come from one ancestral feline kind on board the Ark.
The process of speciation, where one breeding population splits into two new ones, has not only been observed to take place, but does so very rapidly, in just a few generations. So this in a sense fulfils a ‘prediction’ for a Genesis creation model.
And another thing ,new species have been seen to arise with no evidence of any new genetic information having appeared (which is what would be required for microbe-to-man evolution. ). All the information within the daughter populations is present in the parent population.
With evolution all you get is one Tree of supposed life with every single organism related, having emerged from some "micro molecule "from nowhere , for no reason , it just happened . So the story goes anyway. Its one elaborate hoax. Yes things change, but dogs remain dogs , cats remain cats, horses remain horses but to say a microbe can change into a human over millions of years when a microbe has not got the information available,is nonsense. No one has seen a dog come from a non dog.Its delusional and it is actually being promoted in every institution across the land.

With creation you get many trees of life representing each kind - dogs ,cats, horses etc This is scientific. And only a supreme being, God, can create the kinds of organisms. Why? Because all the complex parts of an organism have to be present all at once for it to work.
In one sense small’ v ‘large’ changes, distract from the key issue of information. That is, particles-to-people evolution requires changes that increase genetic information (e.g., specifications for manufacturing nerves, muscle, bone, etc.), but all we observe is sorting and, overwhelmingly, loss of information. We are hardpressed to find examples of even ‘micro’ increases in information, although these changes should be frequent if evolution were true.
The " kinds" represent the complexities of living things which have to be present all at once in order for speciation to occur. But evolutionists are bonkers for thinking that a little bit of change means bacteria turn into people.
There are no gradations from particles to people. Show us them since you think you know this kind of change occurs , the whole chain !
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You clearly haven't got a clue how evolution works. Do you have a Cork on the end of your fork incase you hurt yourself?
 
And when did the earth become round.
It used to be flat wasn’t it?

And how does evolution explain the duck billed platypus?
Noah should have been supervising those animals a little more closely.
Some weird inter species goings on in the boredom of those 150 days.
 
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