The TV Quiz Show Thread

[blue b4 the moon]

I've just googled it, and I assume it's this...



About 2 minutes in.

Yeah it's the whole show, was just constant thick fucks, even at the end the girls didn't know who had won the money.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

They had a monkey

I was in XRay waiting under the influence of painkillers. A sign with 'Resus Station' was in front of me and I wondered for a while was blood stations had to do with XRay.
Told the wife later and like you she said 'it's a monkey' - only she was being deathly serious.

 

[crazyg]

They had a monkey

A bit like my blood group -common as muck I am.

 

[DrBlueBob]

She tucked you in, turned the light off and you had a wank?

Lol, only on here, I probably should have expected it but that made me laugh.

 

[Magicpole]

Not a quiz show, but on talkSPORT this morning, Brazil doin a quiz Cascerino v Agbonlahor, “in snowdonia, what is the name of the highest mountain?”,
Agbonlahor “mmmmmmmm, Swansea???”
Cascarino “ mmmm Mount Blanc?”….

Cascarino is an unusual guy. Made a great career from what I consider average footballing ability. Played with top teams like Chelsea, Marseilles, Celtic and Belgrade.
Is on several radio shows as a pundit and has made a load of money as a professional poker player.
I wonder is he a bit like Roy Keane, appearing to be a bit dopey but having a business brain behind it all.
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Cascarino. When I was at Uni I worked part time in an expensive clothes shop. One day in pops the bold Tony. I served him and he bought a Boss suit. We got talking football, I told him.I was a Celtic fan and he asked how I thought he was doing.

Not good enough, you're here to score goals and you aren't doing that.

You should have seen his wee face.

My boss wasn't too happy, as the atmosphere at the till went somewhat south.

After no goals left, my boss said, why the fuck did you say that?

Because its fucking true, he's a carthorse and a complete waste of money. **** shouldn't ask if he cant handle the answer.

He shook his head and walked away. He was a prick too.

It was around about that time I realised a career in the Diplomatic Corps was perhaps not for me.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Cascarino is an unusual guy. Made a great career from what I consider average footballing ability. Played with top teams like Chelsea, Marseilles, Celtic and Belgrade.
Is on several radio shows as a pundit and has made a load of money as a professional poker player.
I wonder is he a bit like Roy Keane, appearing to be a bit dopey but having a business brain behind it all.

Cascarino. When I was at Uni I worked part time in an expensive clothes shop. One day in pops the bold Tony. I served him and he bought a Boss suit. We got talking football, I told him.I was a Celtic fan and he asked how I thought he was doing.

Not good enough, you're here to score goals and you aren't doing that.

You should have seen his wee face.

My boss wasn't too happy, as the atmosphere at the till went somewhat south.

After no goals left, my boss said, why the fuck did you say that?

Because its fucking true, he's a carthorse and a complete waste of money. **** shouldn't ask if he cant handle the answer.

He shook his head and walked away. He was a prick too.

It was around about that time I realised a career in the Diplomatic Corps was perhaps not for me.
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Fortunately The Samaritans were hiring.

 

[Magicpole]

Cascarino. When I was at Uni I worked part time in an expensive clothes shop. One day in pops the bold Tony. I served him and he bought a Boss suit. We got talking football, I told him.I was a Celtic fan and he asked how I thought he was doing.

Not good enough, you're here to score goals and you aren't doing that.

You should have seen his wee face.

My boss wasn't too happy, as the atmosphere at the till went somewhat south.

After no goals left, my boss said, why the fuck did you say that?

Because its fucking true, he's a carthorse and a complete waste of money. **** shouldn't ask if he cant handle the answer.

He shook his head and walked away. He was a prick too.

It was around about that time I realised a career in the Diplomatic Corps was perhaps not for me.

Fortunately The Samaritans were hiring.
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I did work for them for a while. I had to chuck it after a month when I was really ill and phoned in sick and the Cunts talked me out of it.

 

[andyhinch]

Yeah it's the whole show, was just constant thick fucks, even at the end the girls didn't know who had won the money.

I can’t believe what I’ve just watched

 

[DrBlueBob]

I can’t believe what I’ve just watched

I only watched the first bit. I have come to the conclusion that the people who decide who gets to go on the show must really enjoy their job; there's so much scope for fun

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

I’ve been on a few quiz shows and won some decent stuff. Sounds a cliche but the old “my mind has gone blank” thing actually happens, especially on live TV

 

[Barcon]

Lol, only on here, I probably should have expected it but that made me laugh.

Phew. Sometimes you say stuff and hope for the best : )

 

[inchy14]

I’ve been on a few quiz shows and won some decent stuff. Sounds a cliche but the old “my mind has gone blank” thing actually happens, especially on live TV

I’ve got a zoom interview in January for the chase, passed the phone interview the other day so fingers crossed I can get on it… just hope I don’t add to this threads tittle though….

 

[hammocity]

I’ve got a zoom interview in January for the chase, passed the phone interview the other day so fingers crossed I can get on it… just hope I don’t add to this threads tittle though….

If you do get on you know the rules, pic, you will be walking the BM tightrope.

 

[Magicpole]

I’ve got a zoom interview in January for the chase, passed the phone interview the other day so fingers crossed I can get on it… just hope I don’t add to this threads tittle though….

You need to let us know if you make it if you do, don't wear a stupid fucking shirt though. And if you go low, never darken this place again. Good luck.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

I’ve got a zoom interview in January for the chase, passed the phone interview the other day so fingers crossed I can get on it… just hope I don’t add to this threads tittle though….

Nice one. I applied for that but never heard back. The auditions I did were quite odd as people were clearly trying to be what they thought the show wanted. Just be yourself and you will be grand!

 

[Mozzer]

I’ve got a zoom interview in January for the chase, passed the phone interview the other day so fingers crossed I can get on it… just hope I don’t add to this threads tittle though….

Say hello to The Vixen for me. Ding dong.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I’ve got a zoom interview in January for the chase, passed the phone interview the other day so fingers crossed I can get on it… just hope I don’t add to this threads tittle though….

Hope they don’t ask you to spell title.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Phew. Sometimes you say stuff and hope for the best : )

All good mate. Merry Christmas.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I’ve got a zoom interview in January for the chase, passed the phone interview the other day so fingers crossed I can get on it… just hope I don’t add to this threads tittle though….

Got the title of a new thread ready ' Thick Mooners who apply to go on quiz shows" Don't let me down :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Say hello to The Vixen for me. Ding dong.

I certainly would.