United Thread - 2021/22

[goalmole]

What, 'Hidden viruses can behind slow performance'?

Describes Piscan's continued presence at the Swamp perfectly.

Never even saw that but it's very apt.

 

[goalmole]

I rarely see any of them blame Ferguson for his greed and the racehorse which lead to the Glazers take over

They all know what's what.
They just chose to ignore it while the going was good.

 

[goalmole]

Definitely a City fan incognito!

I think their cup hath finally runneth over and the toys are coming out of the pram

 

[oakiecokie]

Has anyone else read the wonderful article in the MEN by Stuart Brennan and how we have now lost our unwanted record ?

Manchester United overtake Man City in league table the pundits love​

Manchester City's spending and squad strength have been spotlighted as the main reason they are the best in the league - it does not stand up to scrutiny

A truly great read and for anyone who thinks that SB is still a Rag should read this and many other stories he has published, tabooing a lot of shit stories from other media outlets and fan bases.

 

[mrbelfry]

Has anyone else read the wonderful article in the MEN by Stuart Brennan and how we have now lost our unwanted record ?

Manchester United overtake Man City in league table the pundits love​

Manchester City's spending and squad strength have been spotlighted as the main reason they are the best in the league - it does not stand up to scrutiny

A truly great read and for anyone who thinks that SB is still a Rag should read this and many other stories he has published, tabooing a lot of shit stories from other media outlets and fan bases.

You're so proud of him. Just like a great grandad would be

 

[oakiecokie]

You're so proud of him. Just like a great grandad would be

The bloke doesn`t get the warmth from plenty of Blue Mooners (probably like yourself) even though his support for us is superb.
You should try and read some of the real put downs over the years he has given to the Rags.

 

[ysmsa]

Ronnie's attitude in training means they're all refusing puddings after lunch and they'll be top by Christmas.

Ha ha good one, forgotten that

When it was going well the shit the press were printing,

Looks like there first signing in the window will now be Mr Kipling with a big 2 fingers to fuckin Ronaldo.

 

[ysmsa]

But in all seriousness the rumour is it's pretty straightforward Maguire and the English lads Vs Ronaldo and the Portuguese speaking lads. Even talk they're going to have to get rid of new booths in the canteen they'd only put in becauses it's making it worse. Proper funny school yard stuff.

Pity there isn't a clique of Greek Lads to go up againt Maguire & Co

 

[mrbelfry]

The bloke doesn`t get the warmth from plenty of Blue Mooners (probably like yourself) even though his support for us is superb.
You should try and read some of the real put downs over the years he has given to the Rags.

I don't read him much but I mostly enjoy what he writes. I was mainly trying to call you old ;)

 

[blueyorkie]

Order you say?

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"The football committee has passed a resolution...."

It's quite appropropiate that, as Newton Heath were formed by railwaymen and united are a comedy club.

Ironically they were mainly Scousers

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

The bloke doesn`t get the warmth from plenty of Blue Mooners (probably like yourself) even though his support for us is superb.
You should try and read some of the real put downs over the years he has given to the Rags.

I don’t read the MueN much now but I always found him fair.

 

[halfcenturyup]

A tesseract of misery.

New name for OT?

And it's live ..... From the Tesseract of Misery.

 

[blueju]

Oh, not heard of a Maguire v Ronaldo clique face off......West Side Story.....

Ha instantly got a picture of them doing the dance in the changing rooms, gave me a chuckle especially slabhead snarling!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Probably been discussed on here before but it is strange that PR37 leads them out of the tunnel (with the camera following him closely) I always thought it was the captain who leads out the team. No wonder there is disharmony in the dressing room.

 

[manchester blue]

Probably been discussed on here before but it is strange that PR37 leads them out of the tunnel (with the camera following him closely) I always thought it was the captain who leads out the team. No wonder there is disharmony in the dressing room.

He was captain in the absence of Harry the Fridge last game.

 

[Vienna_70]

At the risk of being a pedant, the actual number of fans that didnt buy a shirt was 1,098,300,000 (1.0983 billion). Even more incredible than the sheer number is the fact that they even believe this bullshit in the first place and expect us to swallow it.

Pedant!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

He was captain in the absence of Harry the Fridge last game.

Aahh that explains it, thanks

So the shit performance was partially down to him?

 

[manchester blue]

Aahh that explains it, thanks

So the shit performance was partially down to him?

And his ten mates! And Ralphie...

 

[Blu1]

Big Sam is edging closer to his dream job

 

[Blue Mist]

Another day dawns and I find it's another day to laugh at them.

Isn't life wonderful