United Thread - 2021/22

[Bald fraud]

Mental health is no laughing matter but I can’t help thinking that the Forest fan is using it to justify his rants about United being shite here:

Absolutely fuckin pathetic! In other words were shit now and I can’t rub it in everyone’s face anymore boo fucking hoo

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Mental health is no laughing matter but I can’t help thinking that the Forest fan is using it to justify his rants about United being shite here:

What I find hilarious is that they genuinely think they are supporting them through the lowest of all lows, like it’s as bad as it can be. They finished 2nd last season and will still finish anywhere from 4th-8th this season. They are still a club competing for European football yet they can’t fucking cope any more. Imagine if they were properly shit, bottom half shit, or even not in the Premier League shit, or third tier shit… there would be nobody in the swamp. They aren’t even going through much of a low in the grand scheme of things. Not really.

 

[jrb]

'They call me 007': Sky Germany taunt Jadon Sancho's torrid start at Man United with James Bond-themed graphic... with ex-Dortmund star yet to score or assist in SEVEN games since £73m move​

 

[WestGorton]

I am bored with them now. Please close the thread

 

[Barcon]

'They call me 007': Sky Germany taunt Jadon Sancho's torrid start at Man United with James Bond-themed graphic... with ex-Dortmund star yet to score or assist in SEVEN games since £73m move​

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Think that's old mate. He's 0 0 11 now

 

[wolviedinho]

I think we have to cut Scholes some slack.

For all we know she could have had a toe nail fungal infection?

She definitely had some sort of fungi problem with no morels at the end of her foot. If you get my-cola-gist. ;)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

And all of them perfectly acceptable.

What is not is the emerging use of "fergie" or "sir alex".

Should be a mandatory 24h ban for anyone coming up with this shite.

How about HSS?

Hard Shoulder Shitter

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Think that's old mate. He's 0 0 11 now

mock him at our peril for the next 2 weeks.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Gets very confusing though, with Govan piss can, baconface, hard shoulder shitter, Taggart, and several more.

I like The hard shoulder shitter

 

[Paladin]

Feels like a clarkie…

govan piss can

While we're at it, who is FFS Mahrez?