United Thread - 2021/22

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

Where is Howson?
Has he finally gone nuts?

Probably sat in his bedroom at his mum and dad’s gaff in front his mid-90s Giggsy poster gorging on a slab of lard and wanking into a sock, the fat ****!

 

[Mr Fraser]

Might as well be Auchinleck Talbot FC

Thought Talbot were a good team and top of league

Might as well be Auchinleck Talbot FC

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Please, please can they appoint steve welders bench face bruce as permanent manager next season, after he fails to get the tesco bags promoted and is inevitably sacked.
Would be just perfect.

 

[Winchester]

Probably sat in his bedroom at his mum and dad’s gaff in front his mid-90s Giggsy poster gorging on a slab of lard and wanking into a sock, the fat ****!

And banging on about their istory
Lol

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Probably sat in his bedroom at his mum and dad’s gaff in front his mid-90s Giggsy poster gorging on a slab of lard and wanking into a sock, the fat ****!

That’s an image I’m going to try very hard to forget.

 

[Zabbasbeard]

Just heard a rag on 606 moaning and making a fuss about the state of affairs at Old Toilet.


"We're Manchester Yooo nited. Not Mansfield Town", he said arrogantly with a massive sense of entitlement.


Actually Mansfield Town is a very well run club indeed with an excellent academy. They are better run than United and I'm proud that my daughter plays for one of their girls teams.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Thought Talbot were a good team and top of league

The Bots are not that bad you are right - I was just taking the references lower - maybe should have gone to Vale of Liethen

 

[ancoats]

when will the media wake up and smell the coffee because they are backing a dead horse
talk is cheap and 5 years without a trophy is started to stack up and questions about the money has to be addressed.
when will the media take a look into the account and ask about the debt and spending not adding up.

when am at it ? the glory hunters will be calling themselves fans of another club ? a manchester club not far from trafford called manchester city

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

when will the media wake up and smell the coffee because they are backing a dead horse
talk is cheap and 5 years without a trophy is started to stack up and questions about the money has to be addressed.
when will the media take a look into the account and ask about the debt and spending not adding up.

when am at it ? the glory hunters will be calling themselves fans of another club ? a manchester club not far from trafford called manchester city

The media will not bite the hand that feeds them.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

The hand will soon stop being able to feed them

 

[remember arthur mann]

Totally agree with you and forget all the bull about his age / health etc. Does anyone truly believe the GPC wouldn't have carried on if united weren't on the downward slope to mediocrity? The old bugger knew what was coming and didn't have the balls to put up a challenge to us. He left them in a bad place and hangs around like a bad smell.

Nah, Roberto shown him his arse, fckd off rather than face more humiliation.

 

[Vienna_70]

Rag pal said its only a matter of time before they get it right and win the league again. 2/3 years once the right manager is in and right players brought in

i disagree. I can honestly see them doing a liverpool. Who’d have thought their league winning ways wouldve come so abruptly to an end.

is it 7 years ? I think they are good for at least another 10.
no way they are surpassing liverpool chelsea and us in that time, bar any disasters at those clubs/us

Their last title was the year after Agüeroooooooooo!; 2012/13, so NINE years ago.

Our grandson is 12, and therefore cannot remember them as champions.

 

[Vienna_70]

What is the minimum amount of years we have to wait until it's appropriate to put up our own banner ;)

I really hope that we wouldn’t stoop that low.

A truly classless thing to do. Maybe that’s why the rags did it.

 

[ancoats]

The media will not bite the hand that feeds them.

but like yesterday they all look like fools trying to polish a turd
the quote from the ITV panel was on paper united are good enough to win titles and cups even europe ? toilet paper

never i have heard such crap ? talking up a team is one thing. but saying the impossible is another ? even on paper none of the united players make the city squad or liverpool squad and how much did it cost to build.

one of the first thing you spot is how poor the united players are on the ball ? the defence got so many holes in it even a rag and bone man would not take it ? then the movement and passing or lack of it stands out like a sore thumb ?
but the most funny thing is the waving of arms by ronaldo and bruno is priceless. its like walking your dog shouting and waving your arms because its run off after a bitch hahaha

 

[SWPISHOME]

Their last title was the year after Agüeroooooooooo!; 2012/13, so NINE years ago.

Our grandson is 12, and therefore cannot remember them as champions.

So for your grandson along with many others it's "Who the fuck are Man United?".

 

[Vienna_70]

im sure the commentator said that the theatre of screams was, ''becoming a fortress again,'' when the scum were 1 up.

What else would you expect from Twatterface?

 

[Vienna_70]

Theyve only been good for 30 years of their history at tops. The rest they’ve been abject shite, they managed to get a window of opportunity where there was no competition in the early 90s to stack up those trophies. Now Manchester City have serious owners in charge they are just another team playing in their ramshackled cow shed of stadium. They are now as magical or romantic as getting a blow job off Clare Balding.

Comparing the swamp to a cowshed is rather insulting to cowsheds.

 

[Vienna_70]

Berwick?

Stafford.

 

[Stoned Rose]

So for your grandson along with many others it's "Who the fuck are Man United?".

Pope John Paul likes this.

 

[Vienna_70]

Baconface knew his time was coming to an end, you could see it in his face non more so at the 1-6.
Just like we started to see this dream becoming a reality baconface could see the nightmare which was going to trample all over him in the coming years.
He bailed out and wanted someone else to be at the reigns when the power shifted to city, the twisted bitter old soak didn’t have the balls to put up any fight and instead sulked away into the background.
Jelly and ice cream.

I don’t completely agree. He wanted to go out on a high, and winning the rags' 20th title was about as high as he could achieve.

If Agüeroooooooooo! hadn’t happened, he would have gone the previous season, IMHO.