United Thread - 2021/22

[KS55]

I've seen a lot of rag teams in derbies over the years, but I've never seen a more spineless team than today. Shithouses to a man. Long may it last.
Maguire is probably the worst rag player I've ever seen.

Duxbury.

 

[Bantamgaz]

It’s amusing looking back at the United fans video after they beat a poor Newcastle side earlier this season ......... full of hope great joy thinking they’d got one over City with the Ronaldo signing he’s probably done more damage than good along the way .......... face facts they are fooked for years to come ........ you seriously think them clowns will stick with a long term strategy if you lot keep winning trophies ????? They without offending anyone have become the Man City of the 80s and the 90s looking at what there neighbours are doing firing manager after manager in the hope it comes right while there fans are impatient for success but the big difference is the fans :) you lot stayed humble with what’s going on now them twats never did when they had it all .............. the arrogant smug twats deserve it all now and I hope it goes on for decades to come

 

[Lavinda Past]

Duxbury.

Fair comment, but Duxbury was never seen as being much more than a squad player. Maguire is supposedly their 'main man'. Awful awful player.

 

[Blue Mist]

Gibraltar.

Rock of.

 

[give it to gordon]

It seems every player City were meant to be in for but ended up at utd have been complete shit lol.

Ronaldo being the cherry on the cake.

I am beginning to think City have played a blinder by getting utd to panic and stop the player signing for City at any cost. When in fact City werent interested in the first place.
Utd are now stuck with shit players on big wages lol

Perhaps it's just wishful thinking on my behalf but I cant help thinking that the Ronaldo talk was just to get the rags to panic. Ronaldo would never in million years suit City.

 

[KS55]

I've been up all night working on a sophisticated, empirical model that takes inputs from various sources, including game stats and financial projections.

I've then used advanced statistical techniques to correlate all these figures and the conclusion is that they are, in fact, fucking shit.

You are John Murtogh and I claim my £5.

 

[KS55]

It seems every player City were meant to be in for but ended up at utd have been complete shit lol.

Ronaldo being the cherry on the cake.

I am beginning to think City have played a blinder by getting utd to panic and stop the player signing for City at any cost. When in fact City werent interested in the first place.
Utd are now stuck with shit players on big wages lol

Perhaps it's just wishful thinking on my behalf but I cant help thinking that the Ronaldo talk was just to get the rags to panic. Ronaldo would never in million years suit City.

I'm sure that was what was going on. His agent helped us by letting it be known we had spoken to him. When Pep was asked if we would have signed him, he said : "No"

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Southampton, Palace, Leicester, Villa, Newcastle is about Rashford’s true level if he wants proper game time. He’s a mid table player, at best.

But the United hype team have made the wider world think he’s a superstar so he’ll get a gig at somewhere like Paris to replace Mbappe. After six months he’ll be on the bench there n’all.

United fans say he has around one good game every half a dozen games. The rest of the time he’s average or just shit.

There is a reason he is called Rashford. Would love to see his running stats and touch map from Sunday. Most of the time he just walked around the pitch, think at one stage he broke into a trot. Same with Jizzy thingy, both stealing a living.

 

[oldhamblue]

Fair comment, but Duxbury was never seen as being much more than a squad player. Maguire is supposedly their 'main man'. Awful awful player.

He's the most expensive defender in world football. Ever. And he's shite

 

[JASR]

There is a reason he is called Rashford. Would love to see his running stats and touch map from Sunday. Most of the time he just walked around the pitch, think at one stage he broke into a trot. Same with Jizzy thingy, both stealing a living.

In comparison to the 90mins of running and harrying by all our players, especially Duracell Bernie and Foden near the end, it’s polar opposite’s.
Rashford probably didn’t need a shower.

 

[Akira]

Tactical Analysis: McTominay and his spacial awareness picked on in Manchester Derby loss

It was a bad day for United, but particularly the Scotsman who was tasked with helping on the right…

thebusbybabe.sbnation.com

A tactical analysis that really highlights how amateurish McTominay is. Rather neutral point of view and pretty complimentary of Pep, despite being a United site.

Would've just copy-pasted the article but there are helpful visuals.

 

[remember arthur mann]

That first bloke; “U-N-I-TEE-EE-ED”?! What’s all that about?

Just your everyday normal rag.

 

[KS55]

Fair comment, but Duxbury was never seen as being much more than a squad player. Maguire is supposedly their 'main man'. Awful awful player.

Duxbury is living proof that even if you are rubbish, just wear Rag red and get England caps.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Duxbury is living proof that even if you are rubbish, just wear Rag red and get England caps.

There's a bloody long list of evidence of that!

 

[dickie davies]

Perhaps it's just wishful thinking on my behalf but I cant help thinking that the Ronaldo talk was just to get the rags to panic. Ronaldo would never in million years suit City

I honestly believe that Ronaldo would have scored 30 goals for us this season purely because he's an excellent goalscorer and we'd have created the chances
However that's all he is. There is no teamwork from him and the baggage of wages, lack of work rate and arrogance would have been hugely disruptive to the squad

 

[threespires]

I actually think, and im in no way trying to take the piss here, that some genuinely arent full shillings.

In fairness the lad on the left of the split screen pair seemed get to a place of calm by the end - some sort of "my team is shit but popcorn is good" equilibrium.

Got the impression the General Zod fella was up for complementing City's play but knows his audience just want to hear him slaughter maguire and the rest of the defence.

 

[crazyg]

I've seen a lot of rag teams in derbies over the years, but I've never seen a more spineless team than today. Shithouses to a man. Long may it last.
Maguire is probably the worst rag player I've ever seen.

Duxbury.

This has all the makings of a good new thread.

john Fitzpatrick - the muppets lost a good drummer when he went to the swamp.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Remember when England were going to build a team around Zinedine Cleverley according to the pundits?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

There's a bloody long list of evidence of that!

Sadler

 

[mat]

Einhorn IS Finkle