United Thread - 2021/22

[worsleyweb]

Awwww

on a par with Neville who I would like to punch more.

 

[SWPISHOME]

This didn't end well....

He shouldn't be making football videos, Food videos would be right up his street! "How to devour a Big Mac Meal in under 30 seconds".

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Apparently Utd are reviewing the Ronaldo mobile incident.

Decision?

Penalty to Utd.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He shouldn't be making football videos, Food videos would be right up his street! "How to devour a Big Mac Meal in under 30 seconds".

He could charge rags £20 to take them to where the "proper fans go to eat before the game" and take them to Lou Macari's chippy

 

[SWPISHOME]

Apparently Utd are reviewing the Ronaldo mobile incident.

Decision?

Penalty to Utd.

It's the only way you'll see Ronaldo and mobile in the same sentence...He's as mobile Stephen Hawking.

 

[LongsightM13]

Some City fan on the BBC site said he would not want the Rags to be relegated.
I must be a Bad Person because I would love it, love it, love it!

Their fans would benefit from knowing what it was like. The plastics would vanish and the 'real Manchester fans' would all be able to get tickets. It would be good for their souls.
Sadly, it will never happen, but we can dream.

'What are we living for?
To see United in Division Four.'

The deluded entitled twats think they are going through the hardest of hard times now. Need reality to slap them up

 

[give it to gordon]

Some City fan on the BBC site said he would not want the Rags to be relegated.
I must be a Bad Person because I would love it, love it, love it!

Their fans would benefit from knowing what it was like. The plastics would vanish and the 'real Manchester fans' would all be able to get tickets. It would be good for their souls.
Sadly, it will never happen, but we can dream.

'What are we living for?
To see United in Division Four.'

Surely it's a right of pass that all City fans should want to see them relegated, preferably gone bust and no more.


Is that a little extreme

 

[SWPISHOME]

The deluded entitled twats think they are going through the hardest of hard times now. Need reality to slap them up

They wouldn't know hard times if it hit them in the face. As you said "entitled twats"! Always have been and always will be. Absolute cretins. I wouldn't want them going down either to be honest it's great taking the piss out if the bastards. The two games this season I've pissed my sides laughing playing keep ball doing ole's in the 50th minute of games hahaha Love watching the cunts suffer live.

 

[der bomber28]

So it was a phone Penaldo smashed, a kids at that. Really is an odious little prick, thank fuck we dodged that bullet. Expect this to be brushed under the carpet, like the break in against the dippers, and their fans throwing shit after the Athletico game.

 

[14aguero]

So it was a phone Penaldo smashed, a kids at that. Really is an odious little prick, thank fuck we dodged that bullet.

What he did, especially involving a minor, is odius. From a cynical perpective, I think this will serve him well. They only have six or seven more inconsequential matches to play, so a vacation and a rest for an old man should be good.

 

[der bomber28]

What he did, especially involving a minor, is odius. From a cynical perpective, I think this will serve him well. They only have six or seven more inconsequential matches to play, so a vacation and a rest for an old man should be good.

To be honest, I think he already had an eye on avoiding the dippers game anyway. His massive ego, couldn’t take another spanking.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

The deluded entitled twats think they are going through the hardest of hard times now. Need reality to slap them up

I've seen rags on HYS saying they can't bear watching United anymore and want to watch another team. My team are 17th, I'm not really feeling much sympathy.

Ronaldo is such a knob. Shame Pickford didn't give him the van Dijk treatment.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Just read this - happy Beneathus Day! They are 22 points behind and can only get 21 in the games left so will finish Beneathus again

 

[jimharri]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So it was a phone Penaldo smashed, a kids at that. Really is an odious little prick, thank fuck we dodged that bullet. Expect this to be brushed under the carpet, like the break in against the dippers, and their fans throwing shit after the Athletico game.

I hope they go for him and don't just take a few quid hush money.

 

[give it to gordon]

So it was a phone Penaldo smashed, a kids at that. Really is an odious little prick, thank fuck we dodged that bullet. Expect this to be brushed under the carpet, like the break in against the dippers, and their fans throwing shit after the Athletico game.

Wants banning fucking prinning knobhead but its utd so brushed under the carpet

 

[Pell]

Why would anyone want Pogba at City anyway? He’s way too inconsistent.

I disagree, he's very consistent. Consistently bad.

 

[LongsightM13]

I've seen rags on HYS saying they can't bear watching United anymore and want to watch another team. My team are 17th, I'm not really feeling much sympathy.

Ronaldo is such a knob. Shame Pickford didn't give him the van Dijk treatment.

They’re not built for it. Entitled shithouses

 

[der bomber28]

I hope they go for him and don't just take a few quid hush money.

Might sound a bit over the top, but if a fan slapped a player(even if it did only catch their hand) they’d be done for assault without question. This slimy little cnut will hear no more about it.

 

[LongsightM13]