Stupid little things that bug you

Indeed but nothing beats the mind boggling imbecility of a bloke in the same carriage as me once who loudly bellowed his full credit card details, including the 3 digit number on the back, down the phone.
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Not noise but the train from Wilmslow to Piccadilly was always chokka but many pricks use to spread themselves over seats using briefcases costs etc as people were standing
One used to take up four seats on his own so we targetted him. He didn't like it one bit especially when one of us went and asked him to move his stuff. Once he had reorganised his stuff then the other of us would go and ask him to move the stuff again. He still spread his stuff but it was a laugh for us and fellow passengers.
I bet the twint got on at Alderley Edge .
 
... which then leaks into the salad drawer in the fridge.
@Magicpole that ones a bit hard to explain, basically it is a compartment at the bottom of the fridge where you put green growy things. Mainly foreign muck like lettuce and, lets say this together, tomatoes, although to be fair they are usually red.
 
@Magicpole that ones a bit hard to explain, basically it is a compartment at the bottom of the fridge where you put green growy things. Mainly foreign muck like lettuce and, lets say this together, tomatoes, although to be fair they are usually red.
Vegetable Compartment you say? Sounds like a port hole to a black hole of endless regret.
 
I seem to recall ITV missed a goal right at the start of a second half, they were still on an advert break. I can't recall the game.
Another thing that irritates me, is when the co-commentator is answering a question about tactics or something, but doesn't stop to allow commentary when a good attack develops.

To be fair, I’m not 100% sure it was the BBC. I was just assuming both major channels were showing it and that we would have had BBC on in our house.
 
I live rurally and accept that dogs will be dogs. My neighbour has a red setter and it shits on our lawn. He's old now but the neighbour watches him do it. Because he's old I would feel bad about shouting at him (well, I did open the window front window once and shouted fuck off and the neighbour and another neighbour were stood in the adjacent field chatting and saw me), so now I'm reduced to ranting about it on the Internet instead. In fact I am beginning to doubt the dog was even there. Yes, im having a bad day.
 
I thought I heard an onion in my fridge singing Bee Gees songs, turned out to be a chive talking.

So I asked the chive if he wanted to become an onion and he told me he was "staying a chive staying a chive".

I'll get me coat.
Every time I opened the fridge I swear I could hear a distant Bee Gees song.

Tuns out it was just the chives talking...
 
@Magicpole that ones a bit hard to explain, basically it is a compartment at the bottom of the fridge where you put green growy things. Mainly foreign muck like lettuce and, lets say this together, tomatoes, although to be fair they are usually red.
Sore subject here. Pulled mine out last week to clean it and the fucker fell on the floor and cracked clean in half lengthways.
 

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