Stupid little things that bug you

[mikemcfc]

Eh! You sure about that?

Veer - cul

Ha! I guess if your from Chicargo, as some say.
I also think it's New Yorker's who put erl in their engines, and their bog is a terlot.

 

[mikemcfc]

A 14 minute Youtube video on "how to get a hand plane scary sharp in 90 seconds."

 

[DrBlueBob]

A 14 minute Youtube video on "how to get a hand plane scary sharp in 90 seconds."

But once you have mastered it you can shave with the plane iron. Just because you are not a geek Mike. :-)

 

[DrBlueBob]

American programmes or films where every character that is British is always from London and speaks like James Blunt!

Or Dick Van Dyke.

 

[BrianW]

Just thought of another one. When my missus spends 5-10 minutes giving me detailed information about what happened in some shit TV programme that I didn't watch, and which I wouldn't watch if you paid me £20. My glazed expression betokening "You're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit" does not work, despite the supposed superior ability of women to detect non-verbal signals.

 

[BigOscar]

Just thought of another one. When my missus spends 5-10 minutes giving me detailed information about what happened in some shit TV programme that I didn't watch, and which I wouldn't watch if you paid me £20. My glazed expression betokening "You're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit" does not work, despite the supposed superior ability of women to detect non-verbal signals.

It's up there with them telling you about their dreams in great detail and expecting you to react like it's something that actually happened

 

[Bluemoon115]

Spell check

My spelling has been rank since I changed to this small tablet so I thought would put it on

Words disappear

It corrects all my nicknames,swearing,changes i to o,i mean what the fuck,it is more trouble than it is worth,makes me swear even more then it corrects it again

Argghhhh

Sorry just seen this, try downloading SwiftKey keyboard. It corrects your misspelt words, but adds your swearing/nicknames to your profile, and stops correcting them.

Then when you get a new device, download again, sign in, and it remembers so you don't have to re-train it.

 

[mikemcfc]

But once you have mastered it you can shave with the plane iron. Just because you are not a geek Mike. :-)

I have, I do, thank-you, I'm not. The irony of the post was the joke. Was that not self explanatory? ;)

 

[DrBlueBob]

I have, I do, thank-you, I'm not. The irony of the post was the joke. Was that not self explanatory? ;)

Not lost on me Mike, I've gorged on far too many of them. Are you a career woodworker or a bloke in a shed like me?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Those fucking Nationwide Covid adverts where people post videos to themselves. In fact ALL adverts are annoying the fuck out of me right now. Just fuck off.