United Thread - 2021/22

[JASR]

Have you seen pics of his sister, Hydro?

He’s apparently got a pet canine as well

 

[malg]

I fucking detest the twats, but I hope they get a result at the Dippers. Won't happen, but you can only wish. If it's the difference between us winning the League or finishing behind the Dippers, then I'll happily see the Rags do the job.

 

[1961_vintage]

Matic is on his way according to reports, I wonder if they will put in a bid for his brother Otto.

They've gone for the upgrade - new Matic.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They've gone for the upgrade - new Matic.

Been trying to think of more puns for this but have to come up with a new system.....

 

[Vienna_70]

They've gone for the upgrade - new Matic.

And a French tyre - pneu!

 

[bavarian blue]

Obviously need to change the systematic.

 

[crazyg]

And the end result is:

 

[JASR]

And the end result is:

Surely this is the antithesis of Maguire?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Surely this is the antithesis of Maguire?

Greece lightening ?

 

[crazyg]

Surely this is the antithesis of Maguire?

Thought he was sheet lightning. (Think that's how you spell it)
Certainly the word sheet is appropriate.

 

[jimharri]

Thought he was sheet lightning. (Think that's how you spell it)
Certainly the word sheet is appropriate.

Is that the same sheet those nice lads had at Carrington yesterday?

 

[halfcenturyup]

Think you meant simpering fauning cunts

L'après-midi d'un faune.

 

[Impeccable One]

Matic quits with a year left on his contract?

how does that work?

If he offers to leave and waive all payments, they’ll snap his hand off

 

[Grassland Blue]

Matic is on his way according to reports, I wonder if they will put in a bid for his brother Otto.

Or his sister...

 

[Grassland Blue]

Matic is on his way according to reports, I wonder if they will put in a bid for his brother Otto.

Or his sister...

 

[Gingers Dad]

Matic is on his way according to reports, I wonder if they will put in a bid for his brother Otto.

His other brother Insta is the absolute spit of him

 

[superwatsonwatson]

Isn’t his sister called Problem?

 

[citizen_maine]

Matic is on his way according to reports, I wonder if they will put in a bid for his brother Otto.

Or his half brother SemiOtto

 

[Blue Mist]

Fuck your puns, I've heard we have put a bid in for PR37, 1 Mill a week, 3 year contract.
.............
Come on eddies clone, get it sorted.

 

[crazyg]

Is that the same sheet those nice lads had at Carrington yesterday?

Their mum says they've been grounded, and can't go out to play until they clean it.