Players without songs/chants

Sorry not about a player but just saw thus 80s pop classic on telly and couldn't resist




Ci, teh, teh, teh, we're Man City
Take or leave us, only please believe us
We ain't never gonna be respectable
It's a occupation, we're owned by a nation
We keep on hearing this every night
Explanations are complications
We don't need to know the "Where?" or "Why?"
Ci, teh, teh, teh, we're Man City
Taking chances, bold advances
Don't care if you think we're out of line
Conversation, interrogations
Get out of here, we just don't have the time
Ci, teh, teh, teh, we're Man City
Take or leave us, only please believe us
We ain't never gonna be respectable (respectable)
Like us, hate us, but you'll never change us
We ain't never gonna be respectable (respectable)
 
Gold by Spandau Ballet works well with Rodri’s name (or Zinchenko’s too)

Rodrigo
Always believe in your soul
You’ve got the power to know
You’re indestructible
Always believe in
Rodrigo
 
Singing Nathan Ake is a Blue
Singing Nathan Ake is a Blue
Singing Nathan Ake (hates Man United)
Nathan Ake is a Blue!
 
Sorry not about a player but just saw thus 80s pop classic on telly and couldn't resist




Ci, teh, teh, teh, we're Man City
Take or leave us, only please believe us
We ain't never gonna be respectable
It's a occupation, we're owned by a nation
We keep on hearing this every night
Explanations are complications
We don't need to know the "Where?" or "Why?"
Ci, teh, teh, teh, we're Man City
Taking chances, bold advances
Don't care if you think we're out of line
Conversation, interrogations
Get out of here, we just don't have the time
Ci, teh, teh, teh, we're Man City

Take or leave us, only please believe us

We ain't never gonna be respectable (respectable)
Like us, hate us, but you'll never change us

We ain't never gonna be respectable (respectable)

^that could actually be a good chant that last bit in its own^
 
Surprised Rock the Casbah doesn't get used as a basis for songs more as it scans so easy

"Ruby Dias!
He's fuckin solid, fuckin solid!"

"Oh Phil Foden!
One of our own, one of our own!"

"João Cancelo!
Often magic, but sometimes tragic!"

"Silky Ilky!
Mr Whippy, Mr Whippy!"

You can't not make a song with the tune, try it yourself.
 
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All these daft (tongue in cheek ?) ideas for songs that will never catch on and so many brilliant players in our squad who must never hear their name sung and yet when Dallas was getting carried off on Saturday the simple yet very effective “one Stuart Dallas there’s only one … “ echoed around the ground.

Why don’t we use that song for our players anymore ???
 
Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben Diaz (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Know a better better number three (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben Diaz (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Know a better better number three (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Dias already has a song which is a lot better than your shite offering.
 
(To the tune of Bella Ciao from Money Heist)

We’ve got Cancelo - from Barreiro,
Bella João, bella João, bella João João João,
He’s played for Juve - and Benfica,
But now he’s a true blue

27 is his number
Bella João, bella João, bella João João João,
Defender? or a striker?
Where he plays only Pep knows

repeat but faster

We’ve got Cancelo - from Barreiro,
Bella João, bella João, bella João João João

Not sure if cancello is a fan of italian communists ;-)
 
Heard a belter for Phil Foden on Moston coach home from Leeds Last week , it’s got real legs !

to the tune of Depeche Mode - Just Can’t get enough . Lyrics


When I see Phil Foden I just can’t get enough

I just can’t get enough

I just can’t get enough

He was born in Stockport, he’s a blue he’s one of us

I just can’t get enough

I just can’t get enough

If he scores one more give him the ballon D’or

And I just can’t seem to get enough of Phil Fo-Den den d-den den , Phil Fo-den den d-den den, Phil Fo-den den d-den den,

M C F C,

Phil Fo-den den d-den den, Phil Fo-den den d-den den, Phil Fo-den den d-den den,

M C F C.



Repeat.

personally We are going to belt it out now and see if it catches on. It’s about time we got one for him
 
“You to me are everything the sweetest song that we could sing, Kyle Walker, Kyle Walker”

“To you I guess were just some clowns who sing your name each were down, Kyle Walker, Kyle Walker”

“Now we’ve seen the best of you come on and show the rest of you, Kyle Walker”

Love this. Maybe it's just because I love the song though.
 
'We love you Gundogan, we love you Gundogan' - sung to the same tune as 'Ireland is Superman'. Easy.
 
Think of every player that you’ve ever seen or heard of,
Like Rodri, Kev, Phil and Jack then think.
Of all the Brilliant players in the City squad, have we ever had a player quite like Zinc….
Think.
A true blue warrior quite as good as Zinc.

So here he is Zinchenko, Zinchenko.
Has there ever been a player so blue.
He’s always there to pull us through.
He’d Run through walls we know he’s City through and true.

So here he is Zinchenko, a cheeky-dink-chenko and it as plane as your nose.
That he’s the one and only truly original Zinchenko from head to toe.
Yes he’s the one and only truly original Olek Zinchenko from head to toe.



I’ll get me coat.
 
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