United Thread - 2021/22

[manclad]

Their pain is erotic.

Schadenfreude

 

[ancoats]

United are that old, even Rooney would not have a go at her

 

[Vienna_70]

Er.........


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Yeah, that was pointed out to me earlier.

 

[LongsightM13]

I'm stunned they're only just out of the CL places now. They're shit and really shouldn't be as high on the table as they are. However, they can still pay fucking huge wages and therefore will always have some quality that'll get them cheap points.

They're the Dippers from the 90s and 2000s - not great but still have the name that scares the smaller teams. Their reputation will get them a lot of points every season.

They were out if CL contention last week, with Spurs and Arsenal to play each other, its just their media cheerleaders were too thick to do the maths

 

[ysmsa]

Rags have only got 1 game left!

Ha ha ha, everyone else has 2, 3, or 4

Seeams like the PL have had enough of their shite and want them finished ASAP.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

Rags have only got 1 game left!

Ha ha ha, everyone else has 2, 3, or 4

Seeams like the PL have had enough of their shite and want them finished ASAP.

I’d relegate the cunts personally

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

I’d relegate the cunts personally

I would like a ceremony where they get relegated.

 

[Mike N]

Malmaison? That’s where the MoTD pundits normally stay

Double Tree, Aytoun Street

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

I would like a ceremony where they get relegated.

Jelly and Ice cream included

 

[freshie]

Oh well at least they can get their zebra pants out again

 

[Bluekiwi]

Just couldn't resist checking their player ratings on the muen.
The majority got 2 or 3 but Maguire got SIX because they didn't concede when he was on the pitch and Cavani got 5 because he did a lot of running.

 

[RayCTID]

Oh well at least they can get their zebra pants out again

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And further damage their stadium through rioting

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

Exactly. They’ll appoint Djemba-Djemba next as he has their DNA.

Paul Ince may fancy it! The guvnor, Lol

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Paul Ince may fancy it! The guvnor, Lol

He has kept Reading up.

He’s ready.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

City GD 64 Rags 1 My Word.

And don't forget utd have about ten strikers/centre forwards.all on big wages.
We have one.
Utd are a mess.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

And don't forget utd have about ten strikers/centre forwards.all on big wages.
We have one.
Utd are a mess.

 

[mat]

Not laughing....Much!

 

[porkchopsaplenty]

And another ..1st time ever a side has conceded 4 against Watford and Brighton in the top-flight in the same season

Another beautiful stat or fact.
Only 4 teams in the Premier league have conceded more goals than Utd.
All of them 15th or below in the table.
2 have been relegated with games to Spare ffs.
Even Championship relegated Derby have conceded less than the Mighty Man Utd & have played 9 more league games

 

[bornblueegg]

Still laughing