Erling Haaland

[jamielowndes]

Oh the rags are hurting
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Hes right. Pay me 350k a week to study under the greatest footballing mind in the world for 5 years and I'd bite your arm off.

 

[Big Dave Watson]

I was beginning to believe in the new big Dave pre Madrid second leg, but just confirms my worst fears, you suffer from ricology, a profound rationale based on reverse psychology!

Love this reply Zin. You may well be right. Thanks you for not resorting to childish abuse like a lot do on here. You and your brother are true gents.

Whatever happens with Haaland and the title run in let’s hope it all lines up for City, that’s all I want.

 

[BlueBas]

Waiting for Man City site to confirm Haaland signing....

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

BBC Breakfast sports reporter just pushed the narrative he's coming because of the money and that he'll probably go to Madrid eventually. You couldn't make it up

Love it,bring it on your bitter bastards

 

[halfcenturyup]

Always makes me laugh how these sports writers think they're experts in management,

Or sports.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I'd rather they stayed as I don't want LFC given a large chunk of money they can invest.

The quality of Mane's performances are dropping off and Salah, who relies heavily on pace, is getting on. I therefore want LFC to give them long contracts that they will be paying out on until these players are in their mid 30s.

Or the both leave on a free, whilst taking their loyalty bonuses.
Now that would be the icing on the cake!

 

[homerdog]

Chatting with a chief sports writer this afternoon. He doesn't get how Pep can make him work in his system... ycmiu

What he really meant, is that he hopes Pep can't make him work in his system.

The bitterness is palpable; shattered dreams at every sports desk in England...

 

[splinter]

What he really meant, is that he hopes Pep can't make him work in his system.

The bitterness is palpable; shattered dreams at every sports desk in England...

Warms the cockles..wait till he's banging in 40 a season

 

[Rammy Blue]

Is there going to be an official unveiling?

What do you think?

In the grand scheme of this thread, one of the most ridiculous posts I think I’ve ever seen.

Bravo.

 

[DruntBlunt]

Oh the rags are hurting
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he he, unlike the Anfield cunts some of them got an actual sense of humor.

 

[Cobwebcat]

Love this reply Zin. You may well be right. Thanks you for not resorting to childish abuse like a lot do on here. You and your brother are true gents.

Whatever happens with Haaland and the title run in let’s hope it all lines up for City, that’s all I want.

I like your posts when you insist we aren’t signing anyone. I can’t tell if it’s a parody or you really believe we can’t get these players, but either way you are a character and it’s your “thing”

Do me a favour though..now we have Haaland could you please say there is zero chance we get FDJ as I would quiet like him too.

Out of interest have you ever seen City linked with a player and stated on BM that you think we will get them and, if so, what happened? I’m hoping you have never diverted from the negative…keep up the good work.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Chatting with a chief sports writer this afternoon. He doesn't get how Pep can make him work in his system... ycmiu

He's averaging more than 1 goal per game in the CL for middling European sides! He'll score at least 40 goals a season for us if he stays fit.

 

[jaiguruKun]

BBC Breakfast sports reporter just pushed the narrative he's coming because of the money and that he'll probably go to Madrid eventually. You couldn't make it up

The other clubs asked him to pay for the privilege of playing for them apparently.

 

[not my fault!]

BBC Breakfast sports reporter just pushed the narrative he's coming because of the money and that he'll probably go to Madrid eventually. You couldn't make it up

Which reporter was it? Only ask as my mates a sports reporter on the goggle box for the BBC. If it’s him I can promise you it’s a script he’s had to read not his opinion, I was with my friend last weekend and he things it’s a great signing and a bargain… So I assume whoever the reporter was has been told to read something.

 

[JamesMCFC]

Check this prick of a presenter

 

[markprendy]

Which reporter was it? Only ask as my mates a sports reporter on the goggle box for the BBC. If it’s him I can promise you it’s a script he’s had to read not his opinion, I was with my friend last weekend and he things it’s a great signing and a bargain… So I assume whoever the reporter was has been told to read something.

John Watson. You could hear the disappointment in his voice when he said "it's ominous".
Whereas Dan Clark was enthusiastic and said, "It's exciting for the Premier League".

 

[Gumzy97]

 

[M12Blue]

I like your posts when you insist we aren’t signing anyone. I can’t tell if it’s a parody or you really believe we can’t get these players, but either way you are a character and it’s your “thing”

Do me a favour though..now we have Haaland could you please say there is zero chance we get FDJ as I would quiet like him too.

Out of interest have you ever seen City linked with a player and stated on BM that you think we will get them and, if so, what happened? I’m hoping you have never diverted from the negative…keep up the good work.

So am I right in thinking, if Tolmie says a transfer is on and big date says it isn't, then it's a goer. I'll bear that in mind for future reference

 

[Jwoody19]

Composed this morning on the bog, feel free to ridicule as appropriate:

*to the tune of yankee doodle dandy"

Erling Haaland is a blue,
He gets the lads excited,
Plays for City like his dad,
And fucking hates United




Round of applause please.

 

[Blue Floyd]

Oh the rags are hurting
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