United Thread - 2021/22

[Betterdeedthan red]

Mind the gap you fucking shit houses

 

[manimanc]

Our +70 GD over them might have something to do with it.

They have a +1 GD.

But they are in transition so leave the poor loves alone.

 

[Cobra]

How did they win the Youth Cup when, from everything that's been reported the past few years, their youth teams regularly get a battering off the likes of us?

Their U18’s is full of kids they’ve poached from elsewhere, whereas ours is full of kids who’ve actually come through our academy since they were young. I’m not really sure that winning last night says much about how good their academy actually is.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

They have a +1 GD.

But they are in transition so leave the poor loves alone.

They've been in transition longer than Eddie Izzard.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

BBC Gossip column:

Manchester United's summer transfer plans are in disarray after three midfield transfer targets for the summer have rejected a move to Old Trafford. (Star)

How can that be when they were all born within earshot of OT with season ticket holders as grand parents.

 

[Grassland Blue]

These cunts aren’t so smug nowadays, wonder why that could be?

They only sing when they're winning...

 

[malg]

Ten Hag does seem to be a decent manager. However, it'll be interesting to see how he handles the GPC. That's the fly in the ointment. He needs to tell the club that GPC can sit in the stands and entertain visitors, but must stay away from any football decision.

They do have a lot of decent players, they just don't have a decent manager. The interim fella had no idea and the paper boy was just they're mate with no fucking respect from the senior players.

 

[Gray]

Ten Hag does seem to be a decent manager. However, it'll be interesting to see how he handles the GPC. That's the fly in the ointment. He needs to tell the club that GPC can sit in the stands and entertain visitors, but must stay away from any football decision.

Keeping him away from their crappy training facilities should be the first priority.

 

[mexico1970]

Ten Hag does seem to be a decent manager. However, it'll be interesting to see how he handles the GPC. That's the fly in the ointment. He needs to tell the club that GPC can sit in the stands and entertain visitors, but must stay away from any football decision.

They do have a lot of decent players, they just don't have a decent manager. The interim fella had no idea and the paper boy was just they're mate with no fucking respect from the senior players.

Ajax are the most successful club in Dutch football, it's effectively a 2 horse race most years with Ajax domination what is a not very competitive league.

Ten Hag is unproven in a competitive environment and the same criticism can be directed at him as was directed at Pep when Pep came to City. My prediction (Admittedly based on knowing a sum total of fuck all) is that he will crash and burn and the rags social media channels and plastics will be calling for his head within 2 seasons.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Their U18’s is full of kids they’ve poached from elsewhere, whereas ours is full of kids who’ve actually come through our academy since they were young. I’m not really sure that winning last night says much about how good their academy actually is.

Let’s put his win in perspective.

EDS - City 1st Rags 6th (15 points adrift)
Academy - City 1st Rags 3rd (20 points adrift)

They are not going to be challenging for a good bit yet.

 

[Gazza]

Ten Hag does seem to be a decent manager. However, it'll be interesting to see how he handles the GPC. That's the fly in the ointment. He needs to tell the club that GPC can sit in the stands and entertain visitors, but must stay away from any football decision.

They do have a lot of decent players, they just don't have a decent manager. The interim fella had no idea and the paper boy was just they're mate with no fucking respect from the senior players.

United have a lot of good players but they've just bought whoever was available and not considered if they would fit into the team - it's like buying a jigsaw and realising when you open the box that all the pieces have sticky out bits and none have the 'innie' bits.

 

[bluemc1]

Ronaldo has won PL player of the month, now I don’t watch United recently as their results don’t matter recently but what has he done ?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Mind the gap you fucking shit houses

They'll need the golden gate to bridge the gap next season

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Ronaldo has won PL player of the month, now I don’t watch United recently as their results don’t matter recently but what has he done ?

he laughed and smiled.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Their U18’s is full of kids they’ve poached from elsewhere, whereas ours is full of kids who’ve actually come through our academy since they were young. I’m not really sure that winning last night says much about how good their academy actually is.

Haven't they just spend quite big on a 16 yr old keeper ?

 

[bluemc1]

Every time a rag mentions that Ladyboy ponce's name and proudly says: "Yeah but, he plays for us," I always counteract with: "He never actually plays for anyone except himself.'

When teams go out on the pitch they are playing together: their teammates are their own mates, there should be a sense of togetherness, camaraderie from the players, 'shoulder-to-shoulder against the foe' and all that. But you would never ever in a billion light years get the sort of commitment you need when your back is against the wall from someone like the Ladyboy. If he scores a hat-trick it wouldn't matter a fuck if it helps his team to win the game or not, as long as his name is mentioned in the headlines and the media attention is firmly focused on him and him alone.

That's why I say to all the rags I know: "I've yet to see him actually play a game for you. I've seen him score a few goals, but fuck all else."

grown men’s obsession with him genuinely baffles me, they seem like they have to declare him the GOAT every time he scores

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Ajax are the most successful club in Dutch football, it's effectively a 2 horse race most years with Ajax domination what is a not very competitive league.

Ten Hag is unproven in a competitive environment and the same criticism can be directed at him as was directed at Pep when Pep came to City. My prediction (Admittedly based on knowing a sum total of fuck all) is that he will crash and burn and the rags social media channels and plastics will be calling for his head within 2 seasons.

Does your prediction contain a degree of wishful thinking too @mexico1970 ? :}

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I do so fucking hope that Pikey Keane is a pundit on telly when City go to Mordor next season, Erl the pearl has scored a 1st half hatrick and after the ads the host says-'well-over to you Roy'

I can dream cant I ?

 

[mexico1970]

Does your prediction contain a degree of wishful thinking too @mexico1970 ? :}

I tried not to convey that mate, but what the heck :)

 

[bluethrunthru]

Ten Hag does seem to be a decent manager. However, it'll be interesting to see how he handles the GPC. That's the fly in the ointment. He needs to tell the club that GPC can sit in the stands and entertain visitors, but must stay away from any football decision.

They do have a lot of decent players, they just don't have a decent manager. The interim fella had no idea and the paper boy was just they're mate with no fucking respect from the senior players.

To do that he needs to rid himself of the likes of Ronaldo and Fletcher etc - the old guard who probably go to him with anything troubling them - as Diana said there are 3 people in that marriage