Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

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Ive got 2 proposals for the future of Liverpool.…

Proposal one (based on the film Escape from New York) is to turn the City into a prison as most of the criminals are already there

Proposal two is to use the city for RAF target practice

Bit harsh mate, we arnt all bad. Plus 90% of Liverpool fans are from everywhere but Liverpool.

The club just needs to fold
 
Ive got 2 proposals for the future of Liverpool.…

Proposal one (based on the film Escape from New York) is to turn the City into a prison as most of the criminals are already there

Proposal two is to use the city for RAF target practice
I wondered about climate change causing Liverpool to flood but then I realised it would drive the scousers inland.
 
Check the facts you say.

1. We have never killed our own nor fans of our opponents and blamed others
2. We have never trashed an opponent's coach to the extent it was a write off
3. We have never chucked flares onto disabled away fans
4. We have never worn t-shirts supporting a racist
5. We have never booed a member of royalty nor the national anthem of the UK
6. We have never had our own supporters filmed masturbating in fountains
7. We have never gone on twitter and proudly boasted about robbing service stations
8. We have never dropped a lump of concrete on a Bulgarian waiter and then denied all knowledge of it

Do you want any more facts or is this enough to be going on with

I would have added to your list urinating on nurses from a balcony after a trophy parade, but then realised that was their players.
 
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