United Thread - 2021/22

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Shades of Gollum about this appointment.

He's coming in all Bertie big bollocks. Has he got his car parking off pisscan?
 
Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag sends warning to Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp at Man City and Liverpool FC - Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has warned Manchester City and Liverpool their dominance will come to an end and he is looking forward to 'battling' with Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp.


Dippers best watch out then, as it seems his first signing is the VAR officials then
 
I didn’t even know United had lost again until this morning, is a 35 point margin enough to convince the media we have spent our money more wisely?
 
I said yesterday that I was watching the game in the local club yesterday and the number of Rags in there who were all going on about wanting us to win to stop the dippers was huge.

Then cut to Villa scoring and the place erupted, pretty much every one of them were clapping and laughing, when we went 2 down it was even worse.

At the final whistle the vast majority had fucked off so they didn't have to see us win the league.

For all their bullshit and bluster about the dippers we are the ones who they worry about, we are the ones they want to see fail. They know they are years behind and they can't stand it.

Fuck them all.
This is exactly how it is, any rag spouting the bollocks they want City to win over the dippers is full of shit, do not believe a word of it

I want Madrid to win the Champs League obviously, but A little part of me will not be to arsed if the Dippers win the Champs League as I know that it will boil rag piss a lot more than it will mine
 
I didn’t even know United had lost again until this morning, is a 35 point margin enough to convince the media we have spent our money more wisely?

If you took away the bias united get from the match officials, then I truly believe they are on par with Everton fighting the drop ? Because of the cash cow they bring to the table the Premier League have to protect them

I always say when Manchester city win the league, it's like winning the world cup ?
We have to fight the system ? Then the match officials ? Then the 19 other clubs
 
Apparantly The new Rags boss <Insert Name Here> says he will get the Rags to compete with God's own and the Dippers.
Good luck with that.
 
If you took away the bias united get from the match officials, then I truly believe they are on par with Everton fighting the drop ? Because of the cash cow they bring to the table the Premier League have to protect them

I always say when Manchester city win the league, it's like winning the world cup ?
We have to fight the system ? Then the match officials ? Then the 19 other clubs
If you took Ronaldo's goals out of the equation, they'd be mid table, at best. And what is he now, 37? How much longer will he go on at PL level; one more season, maybe? Eric has one hell of a job on his hands.
 
The rags I know are gutted they ended up in the Europa league. They wanted their new manager to be able to just concentrate on the league and the cups and now they'll be flying to the arse end of nowhere for their European games.
 
If you took Ronaldo's goals out of the equation, they'd be mid table, at best. And what is he now, 37? How much longer will he go on at PL level; one more season, maybe? Eric has one hell of a job on his hands.

That is being far too nice, saying mid-table ? Newcastle on 49 points 11th, only 9 points behind united, so you take away Ronaldo's goals, they would be relegated and not just fight the drop. Believe me, the amount of help they get from the match officials is cheating ? Even worst is united are that bad, it stands out like a sore thumb and laughable,
 
That is being far too nice, saying mid-table ? Newcastle on 49 points 11th, only 9 points behind united, so you take away Ronaldo's goals, they would be relegated and not just fight the drop. Believe me, the amount of help they get from the match officials is cheating ? Even worst is united are that bad, it stands out like a sore thumb and laughable,
As Scudamore once famously said ' a poorly performing Manchester United is bad for the Premier League'.
 
That attempted Sky interview with Ten Hag was not good. He was only asking him if he was looking forward to managing United and he completely ignored him like he was enquiring about a criminal offence and let his bodyguard push the fat middle aged reporter out of the way as he got in his car and drove off. What was that all about?
To answer your question.... I dunno..... but,

It was fuckin' hilarious

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag sends warning to Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp at Man City and Liverpool FC - Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has warned Manchester City and Liverpool their dominance will come to an end and he is looking forward to 'battling' with Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp.


Dippers best watch out then, as it seems his first signing is the VAR officials then
If that's in print it needs to be archived and brought out and mentioned at the end of next season
 
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