Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Carabao cup winners have six players in the team of the season Champions have three players , how they laughed when Pep stated everybody blows smoke up the arse of the Dippers , point proven.

 

[PPT]

There was an apology for the use of tear gas but the police chief said it was done to save lives. There’s wasn’t a serious injury so they objective was achieved.

The media management resources of the French police aren’t a match for the £multi billion British Scousewashing Corporation.

Love it!
Got a feeling that one might catch on.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Carabao cup winners have six players in the team of the season Champions have three players , how they laughed when Pep stated everybody blows smoke up the arse of the Dippers , point proven.

Hey don’t be so disrespectful, they won the fa cup as well beating our second string in the semi. They nearly shit the bed with a three goal lead.

 

[moh]

It was a very french apology wasnt it with a big shrug of the shoulders. "Sure we are sorry, but no we are not sorry."

Scousewashing is 100% the best phrase on bluemoon in some time.

Love it. Perfect word

Scousewashing

 

[Tim of the Oak]

It was a very french apology wasnt it with a big shrug of the shoulders. "Sure we are sorry, but no we are not sorry."

Scousewashing is 100% the best phrase on bluemoon in some time.

Tue French knew about the Scousers and treated them accordingly. Yes I had to laugh at the “apology”. I was chatting to a bin dipper in the local bar last night and he was underwhelmed with the apology lol.

 

[Sky Blue]

Love it. Perfect word

Scousewashing

Is that when they all go once a week to Bootle baths.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

There was an apology for the use of tear gas but the police chief said it was done to save lives. There’s wasn’t a serious injury so they objective was achieved.

The media management resources of the French police aren’t a match for the £multi billion British Scousewashing Corporation.

An example of BBC scousewashing on the local BBC news:
The Rolling Stones appeared in Liverpool for the first time since 1971 and the audience sang YNWA.
The same local.news that frequently does not find time to mentions City successes on many occasions.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I am off to see the Stones now. I am jibbing in though, well they started it.

Did yer get gassed by Murkyside Plod?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Carabao cup winners have six players in the team of the season Champions have three players , how they laughed when Pep stated everybody blows smoke up the arse of the Dippers , point proven.

Oh, how those six fell short - again! They could have all eleven and five subs, and it would still be a 'nearly' year!

 

[old blue]

Did yer get gassed by Murkyside Plod?

Only when I tried to climb the Shankly Gate.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Not sure he will be happy with three minutes at the end of a game occasionally.

But how many points did those three minutes turn up?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

There was an apology for the use of tear gas but the police chief said it was done to save lives. There’s wasn’t a serious injury so they objective was achieved.

The media management resources of the French police aren’t a match for the £multi billion British Scousewashing Corporation.

Exactly, and uttered with the same accent as that kid who asked about Accrington Stanley having nicked a bottle of milk off someone's doorstep!

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

They’re bog standard bottlers.

But I heard someone say they're mentality monsters.

 

[Grassland Blue]

just love this from rawk, they have a poster, son of spion, he is the most sanctimonious twat I have ever read...

One thing that pisses me off about these footballers is they can, if they do have principles, easily afford to live by them too. Bog standard journeymen in this league are millionaires, set for life and their families will be set for life too, so long as they don't blow it all.

Ordinary people find it much harder to live by their principles and values simply because they often have to compromise at least some of them in order to survive. Top tier footballers have no such worries. They can pick and choose who they work for. That's why I have no time for any who go to Abu Dhabi FC or Saudicastle. Same when Chelsea were Putin FC.

Any person of principle would turn down £250k from murderers and take the £200k per week at a genuine club.

Same with Guardiola. He could walk into any club in the world apart from ours. But this so-called principled man chose to take the extra blood money from murderers, women haters and homophobes instead. Now there's a man who could easily live by his values and principles, but chose not to for extra zeros on his bank balance.

So the scousers never murdered anyone?

 

[Chris in London]

They spent more on a 'keeper, more on a centre half and now more on a striker.

How are we meant to compete with such a team just throwing money around?

LFC.

This means more.

 

[crazyg]

I can't get no satisfaction !!!

When I was lad, I thought the words were "I can't get no sex in Ashton, and I tried, and I tried....."

 

[BrianW]

The Paris Pussies, The Jealous Jibbers, The Injured Innocents, the Compo Claimants, the Asthma Athletes.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Mane looks like he's going and Mo may run down his contract for the final 12 months.

Not an ideal situation. If they sign Nunez he is good but will take time to adjust and is nowhere near Haaland levels.

What about once he has been diagnosed with and treated for asthma?

 

[jimharri]

Impossible to do when a thread highlighting Bayerns illegal transfer "policy" is moved into the Littlewoods FC thread

The posts I deleted had nothing to do with Bayern. Not sure why you mention that when quoting me.

 

[bakerdave76]

They've claimed the stones now.https://twitter.com/laurendalglish/status/1535015073705517079?t=LyfHuPZLptlLIwuN3D7fIg&s=19