United Thread - 2021/22

[Vienna_70]

Seems like Darwin Nunez is spurning them for the dippers instead - the dippers can offer UCL football and the rags are finding that their huge contract offers are no longer as attractive to players who's Thursday nights are probably already booked up

Snubbed?

 

[Blue_Rossy]

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Bruno looks excited for the new season.

Lmfao spat my brew all over, fuckin ell

 

[Blue Mist]

The Telegraph saying the DeJong deal is going ahead. This is about 4 days after they reported he'd snubbed them.
They just make this shit up

 

[Cellarite]

 

[KS55]

They may be on the rags radar but I think the players would be bouncing it back to them with a BIG FAT F@#K OFF

Yeah. Who would go there? It is a basket case and no champs league.

 

[KS55]

My mother assures me that I hated the Rags shortly after exiting the birth canal. Later confirmed by the Matron.

That’s nothing. I started hating them in 1939. I was born in 1948.

 

[Vienna_70]

That’s nothing. I started hating them in 1939. I was born in 1948.

This is turning into Monty Python’s Four Yorkshiremen sketch!

Luxury!

 

[bluethrunthru]

This is turning into Monty Python’s Four Yorkshiremen sketch!

Luxury!

Aye - we got up 2 hours before we went to bed and cleaned Maine Road with us tung's before breakfast.....

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Watching United fans continuing to lose their grip on reality has been almost as entertaining as City collecting trophies over the last decade.

Losing their grip on reality implies they had a grip on it the first place.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Aye - we got up 2 hours before we went to bed and cleaned Maine Road with us tung's before breakfast.....

You were lucky!

I sold me wife and kids to the workhouse and bet the lot on slabhead winning the Ballon d'Or.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

And in other good news, just like the team the share price has absolutely slumped to an all-time low today. Down to $11.57, which is 70c under the previous low. They opened nearly 10 years ago at $14 and hit a high of over $26 in August 2018.

 

[Protein Junkie]

That’s nothing. I started hating them in 1939. I was born in 1948.

Brilliant :-)

 

[vincent]

Their last financial results were Terrible. Seems they’re about to spend a shit load more money with no CL income. They could be in serious trouble if they don’t quality next season.

 

[Vienna_70]

Aye - we got up 2 hours before we went to bed and cleaned Maine Road with us tung's before breakfast.....

And Ron Saunders would slice us in two wi't' bread knife.

 

[old blue]

Seems like Darwin Nunez is spurning them for the dippers instead - the dippers can offer UCL football and the rags are finding that their huge contract offers are no longer as attractive to players who's Thursday nights are probably already booked up

Do they have Thursday night football in the Galapagos?

 

[mat]

Growing up. I never thought we'd overtake these bastards. The only things I could hold onto would be beating them in a testimonial at the swamp.

Now I see how far we've come and they expect us to grind there nose into ours success like they did theirs.

That's not our way. It will boil their piss more that we don't stop to their level.

Just smile at the cunts.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

This should moisten the Eyes of the most hard-heated Bert.



I just can’t believe he’s going now. I bought he’d gone years ago.

 

[Vienna_70]

This should moisten the Eyes of the most hard-heated Bert.



I just can’t believe he’s going now. I bought he’d gone years ago.

Pass the fucking sick bag

 

[TonyM]

That 4 minutes and 13 seconds felt like 4 hours and 13 minutes. Jesus the boy can talk.

 

[madloaf]

Do they have Thursday night football in the Galapagos?