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Golden.
Someone always has to take the piss...
Golden.
Or give ; )Someone always has to take the piss...
Ouch!! It’s a good job this isn’t over on the Scottish Independence thread. There are some scary people over there, they would have your guts for haggisPeople from Scotland who’ve made their living from the UK TV licence payer singing songs glorifying the IRA, all in relation to a conflict which they have zero experience of and which is of zero significance to their life.
Martin Compston, what an annoying little twat he is.
Magicpole incoming in 3-2-1...People from Scotland who’ve made their living from the UK TV licence payer singing songs glorifying the IRA, all in relation to a conflict which they have zero experience of and which is of zero significance to their life.
Martin Compston, what an annoying little twat he is.
The latest trick is deploy till staff in the self scan area to "asssist" if anybody had problems in a clear attempt to push more shoppers away from tills and on to the self scanning. We were in one of the long queues at the three or four tills that were open in a branch of Tesco a couple of months ago and those waiting rounded on a passing jobsworth assistant manager complaining about it. All he said was that they had staff shortages and to use self scan despite everybody having loads of stuff in big trollies. As we passed the self scan area on our way out there were three staff members lounging around with their arms folded chatting to each other.Supermarkets that have only 3 checkouts open, but have 20 or more employees rushing round the store with click and collect trollies getiing in the way.
I asked in store how to complain about Pets at Home, I was told you do it online.The lack of quality customer service in any and all of today life.
"Can I see your customer complaints procedure please"...If you just ring this number
"The service here is below standard can i complain" certainly sir at www.passthefuckingbuckdotbastard com"
No! Bastard! i want you to know just how shit you have made me feel, i want you to feel ashamed of how you dealt with my legitimate complaint, so you might not make the same mistake twice bain chute"
Its a pass the buck industry, we want you to tell us how good we are 24/7...compaint? nah mate phone this empty office we pay £38 quid a tear for to be unmannedI asked in store how to complain about Pets at Home, I was told you do it online.
I went online.... nothing. I contacted customer services and was told to email them. I did and a week later I am still awaiting a reply.
People who do not wash their hands after using the toilet.
It's like they've learnt nothing from the last few yearsPeople who do not wash their hands after using the toilet.
And washrooms that only have lukewarm water.People who do not wash their hands after using the toilet.
And washrooms that only have lukewarm water.
It needs to be HOT!
Trousers !! You posh bastard, wear jeans and then with one wipe your hands are dry.And hand blowers
Either to strong and blow the water onto your trousers making it look like you pissed yourself. Or not strong enough and it takes hours to dry your hands.
Some of them sound like a series 2 jet about to take off, but the airstream is like, baby breath.And hand blowers
Either to strong and blow the water onto your trousers making it look like you pissed yourself. Or not strong enough and it takes hours to dry your hands.
Trousers !! You posh bastard, wear jeans and then with one wipe your hands are dry.
My local Tesco has closed down several tills in favour of more self-service. One chap, was so confused the "helper" was practically doing the scanning for him! I don't use them, I'm afraid of accidently robbing the store, but more afraid of diddling myself.The latest trick is deploy till staff in the self scan area to "asssist" if anybody had problems in a clear attempt to push more shoppers away from tills and on to the self scanning. We were in one of the long queues at the three or four tills that were open in a branch of Tesco a couple of months ago and those waiting rounded on a passing jobsworth assistant manager complaining about it. All he said was that they had staff shortages and to use self scan despite everybody having loads of stuff in big trollies. As we passed the self scan area on our way out there were three staff members lounging around with their arms folded chatting to each other.
Lol the latter usually !!! Like an 90 year old ex miner.?And hand blowers
Either to strong and blow the water onto your trousers making it look like you pissed yourself. Or not strong enough and it takes hours to dry your hands.