The Conservative Party

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

By elections tomorrow and let’s not forget why they were called. One of them was for watching porn ‘in the office‘ (bet he wished he’d worked from home that day) and one was for a sexual assault on a 15 year old boy.
Lets hope people vote accordingly.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

By elections tomorrow and let’s not forget why they were called. One of them was for watching porn ‘in the office‘ (bet he wished he’d worked from home that day) and one was for a sexual assault on a 15 year old boy.
Lets hope people vote accordingly.

The Tories will be compiling a list of Labour by-election defeats from the last century so Johnson can sneer and scoff and whatabout the whole thing away on Friday.

And if I were the Downing Street Cat I'd be steering well clear and avoiding any food.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

So this is it ..... Page one




Repeals and replaces .... allowing the UK Courts to override the ECHR.

Courts don't have to interpret other laws in a way that respects people's rights. MPs will decide which of us do and don't have rights.

On the very first page...

 

[Fred_Quimby]

We have learnt nothing from history. In the 1930's, in a certain country, it was all the Jews fault and they started pillorying them and then deporting them. We haven't quite got to that stage yet but we are sliding towards it.

 

[Gabriel]

Noisy in the playground today.

 

[urban genie]

Priti slapping his leg in support, sebastian fox looking sheepish, rabb looking confused and Javid looking embarrased

 

[west didsblue]

The Tories will be compiling a list of Labour by-election defeats from the last century so Johnson can sneer and scoff and whatabout the whole thing away on Friday.

And if I were the Downing Street Cat I'd be steering well clear and avoiding any food.

They will probably announce that Carrie is up the duff again.

 

[Gabriel]

Priti slapping his leg in support, sebastian fox looking sheepish

Sajid Javid looks as if he's been frozen.

 

[urban genie]

Sajid Javid looks as if he's been frozen.

He look embarrased about the clown he lost to

 

[remember arthur mann]

They certainly don't want to pay out on pensions, I've said it before, they are just bumping people off.
What's the other bullshit, people are living 20 + years after retirement, this is why retirement age is rising, what a load of bollocks.

 

[urban genie]

I am sure Desmond Swayne is straight out of an episode of Sharpe

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Priti slapping his leg in support, sebastian fox looking sheepish, rabb looking confused and Javid looking embarrased

As far as Raab is concerned ..... no change there.

 

[urban genie]

As far as Raab is concerned ..... no change there.

Left on after PMQs just been bollocked for leaking this statement to the press before the house.

Not.that he will care, they do whatever they want

 

[TheBlueDune]

They will probably announce that Carrie is up the duff again.

Zac Goldsmith looking nervous.
Allegedly.

 

[mat]

Time for Raab to throw the red meat to the gammons with his fascist bill to remove our human rights and not be able to challenge the government.


Getting their arses kicked over the rail strikes so they need to sure up their knuckledraggers base.

I know what the attack line will be if we're still on strike Saturday. Another panda to the racists line that Marxists are ruining armed forces by striking.

 

[mat]

I am sure Desmond Swayne is straight out of an episode of Sharpe

 

[East Level 2]

Left on after PMQs just been bollocked for leaking this statement to the press before the house.

Not.that he will care, they do whatever they want

It's not the first time they've been bollocked for leaking stories to the press ahead of announcing policy in the commons.
However there seems to be fuck all anybody can do about it so they will continue to treat fellow MPs with a lack of respect. Similarly the PM can avoid answering questions in PMQs without considering the consequences. Our parliamentary system is just not fit for purpose.

 

[Gabriel]

I am sure Desmond Swayne is straight out of an episode of Sharpe

I always think Swiss Toni when he rises to his feet. ‘Brexit is like making love to a beautiful woman…’

 

[Bodicoteblue]

I always think Swiss Toni when he rises to his feet. ‘Brexit is like making love to a beautiful woman…’

…….as in somebody’s getting screwed by a spiv…..

 

[Gabriel]

…….as in somebody’s getting screwed by a spiv…..

'stand back, light your pipe, and admire your handiwork...'