Media thread 2022/23

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

This is why this thread is great and important. Apart from positive City articles, which let's be honest are few and far between, it allows us to highlight the stupidity of the Scouse (and Rag) infested media and social media. If you want to watch the video Google it. No link.

"Unless they are considered to be one of the leading talents" Is he saying Haaland isn't t?
It's a remarkable talent to be be able to speak through your bum hole.

 

[Centurions]

I once had to do the nipple count and hold a pool cue for Pandora Peaks while she bounced up and down on a mini trampoline in the office.

Do I have to even state she was naked?

I was also a trainee there for a while.

A nipple count? Isn't the answer usually 2?

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

What a trainee trampoliner ?? Strange fucking job tolm.

They were the best of times and...

Most northern footie writers went through the Daily/Sunday Sport sports desk at one time or another.

Sullivan and Gold are obviously huge footie nuts and invested in huge wages to have all the Northern lads and trainees boxed off -The Athletic of its day in terms of sports desk.

From what I recall, Darren Lewis eventually quit because he couldn't cope with pg3 girls and escort girls walking past the desk each day, compromising his strict Christian beliefs!!!

You think he would have had an inkling reading the front of the book each day.

Other initiations I had to do was the Phal curry challenge in 30 seconds and how many dry Jacobs Cream Crackers you could eat in two minutes.

Imagine being 18 and being told to interview Dave Beasant because he broke his foot with a bottle of salad cream.

If you could see through the cigar smoke, I'm sure there would have been a HR office somewhere.

I was earning £50k a year before I was 20 and hanging out with Lindsey Dawn McKenzie!!

She was rough!!

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Precisely.

But like any cult that cannot be acknowledged.

The reasons why Haaland joined City are all out there, it's not a mystery. No credible source has ever even speculated that Liverpool featured in Haalands thinking. But of course the cult know why the greatest club on earth never featured, it's the wages, otherwise, obviously, he would've joined Liverpool.

It's important to remember that as far as the cult are concerned, every player on the planet wants to play for Liverpool, it's every players default setting.

Soriano went into considerable detail on the motivations for Erling's decision to join City on the Iceland podcast which has been revealed today. As you say City were the clear first choice and it was footballing reasons more than finance. His father was also a major influence in the decision. He wanted City and to work under Pep.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Having had a Google, hope you were careful. She'd have had yours eyes out with those flying about.

Haha. She DDD dead now.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

A nipple count? Isn't the answer usually 2?

Through the paper ;)

Had to be more than 30 each edition.

 

[Centurions]

Through the paper ;)

Had to be more than 30 each edition.

Ahh, makes more sense. The only other option I could think of was if it was Eccentrica Gallumbits bouncing up and down (yes, I had to Google for the spelling :) ).

I was going to ask about the pool cue but thought better of it...

 

[stonerblue]

How dare you! As he was so fond of telling us, Migs has a degree in journalism.

So have I.

 

[Manc in London]

They were the best of times and...

Most northern footie writers went through the Daily/Sunday Sport sports desk at one time or another.

Sullivan and Gold are obviously huge footie nuts and invested in huge wages to have all the Northern lads and trainees boxed off -The Athletic of its day in terms of sports desk.

From what I recall, Darren Lewis eventually quit because he couldn't cope with pg3 girls and escort girls walking past the desk each day, compromising his strict Christian beliefs!!!

You think he would have had an inkling reading the front of the book each day.

Other initiations I had to do was the Phal curry challenge in 30 seconds and how many dry Jacobs Cream Crackers you could eat in two minutes.

Imagine being 18 and being told to interview Dave Beasant because he broke his foot with a bottle of salad cream.

If you could see through the cigar smoke, I'm sure there would have been a HR office somewhere.

I was earning £50k a year before I was 20 and hanging out with Lindsey Dawn McKenzie!!

She was rough!!

I worked in the old Express Building on Great Ancoats Street in the late around 99/00. The Sport used to be upstairs. I used to regularly see Tony Livesy around and dolly birds going in and out of the building.

My missus fainted in Ayia Napa some time in the late 90s when it was the place to be for footballers and Z list celebs. She came around finding herself in Lyndsey Dawn McKenzie's bosom. Have heard she looks/looked rough but by all accounts a sound person apart from her unhealthy hobby.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

They were the best of times and...

Most northern footie writers went through the Daily/Sunday Sport sports desk at one time or another.

Sullivan and Gold are obviously huge footie nuts and invested in huge wages to have all the Northern lads and trainees boxed off -The Athletic of its day in terms of sports desk.

From what I recall, Darren Lewis eventually quit because he couldn't cope with pg3 girls and escort girls walking past the desk each day, compromising his strict Christian beliefs!!!

You think he would have had an inkling reading the front of the book each day.

Other initiations I had to do was the Phal curry challenge in 30 seconds and how many dry Jacobs Cream Crackers you could eat in two minutes.

Imagine being 18 and being told to interview Dave Beasant because he broke his foot with a bottle of salad cream.

If you could see through the cigar smoke, I'm sure there would have been a HR office somewhere.

I was earning £50k a year before I was 20 and hanging out with Lindsey Dawn McKenzie!!

She was rough!!

Had to re-read that. Thought you said you were hanging out of Lindsey Dawn McKenzie :)

 

[Bilboblue]

They were the best of times and...

Most northern footie writers went through the Daily/Sunday Sport sports desk at one time or another.

Sullivan and Gold are obviously huge footie nuts and invested in huge wages to have all the Northern lads and trainees boxed off -The Athletic of its day in terms of sports desk.

From what I recall, Darren Lewis eventually quit because he couldn't cope with pg3 girls and escort girls walking past the desk each day, compromising his strict Christian beliefs!!!

You think he would have had an inkling reading the front of the book each day.

Other initiations I had to do was the Phal curry challenge in 30 seconds and how many dry Jacobs Cream Crackers you could eat in two minutes.

Imagine being 18 and being told to interview Dave Beasant because he broke his foot with a bottle of salad cream.

If you could see through the cigar smoke, I'm sure there would have been a HR office somewhere.

I was earning £50k a year before I was 20 and hanging out with Lindsey Dawn McKenzie!!

She was rough!!

Mate I used to work with (right good looking fucker) met her at a party (LDM) and went back to her place that night after she fucked the bloke off that arrived with her. Showed us the photos to prove it.

Was a lovely place in London and in his words: "She was absolute filth, nothing was too much".

He ended up marrying the bird that used to be the poster girl for Stringfellows strip joints. They've got three kids now!

 

[Bilboblue]

Haha. She DDD dead now.

What? Is she?

 

[LongsightM13]

I know we've been over this before but it still astonishes me that outside of Martin Samuel and our local hack Stuart Brennan, none of the other fuckwit journalists ever paid any attention to City's repeated statements that we weren't guilty and would prove it at CAS, or to the likes of Stefan and the other knowledgeable blues who clearly knew their stuff. The fact that we got more support from the likes of Neville and Souness speaks volumes for me. Even Alan Brazil of all fucking people highlighted what City were saying one morning on Talkshite when he had Martyn Ziegler on the phone in the wake of UEFA banning us. I consider Ziegler to be one of the better ones out there but when Brazil said to him "What about City's statement that they have irrefutable evidence that they're not guilty - surely that counts for something?", Ziegler didn't even bother addressing the question.

And it's not just limited to Ziegler and the WhatsApp group. A mate forwarded me a very long-winded article from The Athletic about the upcoming CAS hearing, and how City might go about presenting our case, showing a variety of different scenarios. To be fair, a lot of work had clearly gone into it but it missed the target so many times it was untrue. I can't remember all the details but one example they used was that we might simply go down the route of whataboutery - that PSG never got sanctioned when UEFA were investigating them (the occasion when UEFA missed their own deadline for action) so why should we? Or that we might try and get off on some vague technicality or other, with accompanying comments from lawyers as to how likely or unlikely we would succeed. Yet at no point until the very end of the article did they focus on City's statement regarding irrefutable evidence of no wrongdoing (the one thing that the article should've been built around), instead focusing on several hypothetical scenarios that had no relevance to City's statement. Laughably, when they did get round to that it just looked like it had been tagged on as an afterthought: "Of course, City have said they have irrefutable evidence of no wrongdoing and we will have to wait to find out what that evidence is, so none of the above may apply anyway"

Yep it really is mystifying mate. Nobody followed the evidence, a basic principle of journalism. Staggeringly poor stuff all round

 

[LongsightM13]

So Liverpool won the 'research commissioned from the Times' league. Fucking hell City, up your game next season please

What was this?

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

What? Is she?

I think her actual breasts exploded?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I think her actual breasts exploded?

Oh well....no use crying over spilt milk.

 

[Big Swifty]

Oh well....no use crying over spilt milk.

I wish I'd said that

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I wish I'd said that

I wish id been there.. :)

 

[Kippax77]

They were the best of times and...

Most northern footie writers went through the Daily/Sunday Sport sports desk at one time or another.

Sullivan and Gold are obviously huge footie nuts and invested in huge wages to have all the Northern lads and trainees boxed off -The Athletic of its day in terms of sports desk.

From what I recall, Darren Lewis eventually quit because he couldn't cope with pg3 girls and escort girls walking past the desk each day, compromising his strict Christian beliefs!!!

You think he would have had an inkling reading the front of the book each day.

Other initiations I had to do was the Phal curry challenge in 30 seconds and how many dry Jacobs Cream Crackers you could eat in two minutes.

Imagine being 18 and being told to interview Dave Beasant because he broke his foot with a bottle of salad cream.

If you could see through the cigar smoke, I'm sure there would have been a HR office somewhere.

I was earning £50k a year before I was 20 and hanging out with Lindsey Dawn McKenzie!!

She was rough!!

Did you meet Vida Garmen though?
Had a thing for her back in the day

 

[goater1985]

They were the best of times and...

Most northern footie writers went through the Daily/Sunday Sport sports desk at one time or another.

Sullivan and Gold are obviously huge footie nuts and invested in huge wages to have all the Northern lads and trainees boxed off -The Athletic of its day in terms of sports desk.

From what I recall, Darren Lewis eventually quit because he couldn't cope with pg3 girls and escort girls walking past the desk each day, compromising his strict Christian beliefs!!!

You think he would have had an inkling reading the front of the book each day.

Other initiations I had to do was the Phal curry challenge in 30 seconds and how many dry Jacobs Cream Crackers you could eat in two minutes.

Imagine being 18 and being told to interview Dave Beasant because he broke his foot with a bottle of salad cream.

If you could see through the cigar smoke, I'm sure there would have been a HR office somewhere.

I was earning £50k a year before I was 20 and hanging out with Lindsey Dawn McKenzie!!

She was rough!!