United Thread - 2022/23

[Mr Fraser]

I couldn't believe it when I saw it. Are they THAT desperate for a CB?

No , he's being signed to play midfield

 

[jimharri]

No , he's being signed to play midfield

The Iniesta role, I presume?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The Iniesta role, I presume?

No, the Interpol gambit.

The minute he touches down, the Spanish 5-0 will be all over him, and Ursula von der Leyen can claim that arresting the England captain is proof that nobody messes with the EU.

 

[ford7]

Hope they make some truly expensive signings this summer (that all turn out to be flops) and then go bankrupt.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Hope they make some truly expensive signings this summer (that all turn out to be flops) and then go bankrupt.

Nah, not bankrupt, not quite. Just bankrupt enough for them to be in Bury’s division next season.

 

[deano ou812]

Barca enquired about magliar,I’d believe that but it was probably to play for Barca ladies team ..

 

[ford7]

Nah, not bankrupt, not quite. Just bankrupt enough for them to be in Bury’s division next season.

Fair enough.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Barca enquired about magliar,I’d believe that but it was probably to play for Barca ladies team ..

I can only assume that it was part of a money laundering scheme.

 

[mat]

 

[Blue Til Death]

Get him away from that sham club and he will be fine just don’t get suckered into believing he’s the reason United are so wank ............. the mass media go after the easy targets why ain’t they gone after Rashford ?????? I said ages ago that drop him and see what happens and they did and they got pumped to Fook at Brighton .......... not saying he’s the best but I bet if he joined City with the guidance from a coach who knows what he’s doing then you would see a huge difference in him

No chance mate, he’s absolutely 100% useless, can’t pass, speed of a striking slug, no spatial awareness etc etc etc … Not even Pep could polish this turd … !

 

[manimanc]

Love these posts! Piss funny.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nice wristband.

 

[Blue Mist]

Barca enquired about magliar,I’d believe that but it was probably to play for Barca ladies team ..

Nah, they just needed somewhere to keep their Estrella

 

[old blue]

It's already there, they are sponsored by Kohler, a toilet manufacturer. Makes me smile when I see old toilet proudly showing the name of a toilet manufacturer all around. Seems very appropriate

Name change to WC Field. :-)

Nice wristband.

Did a double take today watching the Test Match, the batsman Mitchell that nearly won the series for NZ is the image of Fernandes. Although I did not hear him scream once.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Name change to WC Field. :-)

Did a double take today watching the Test Match, the batsman Mitchell that nearly won the series for NZ is the image of Fernandes. Although I did not hear him scream once.

That’s because he’s good.

 

[Ribble73]

Absolutely. More likely the conversation went something like "We'd like to buy Frenkie De Jong and we're prepared to throw in Harry Maguire as part of the deal." Cue loud guffaws in a Catalan accent.

No, the Interpol gambit.

The minute he touches down, the Spanish 5-0 will be all over him, and Ursula von der Leyen can claim that arresting the England captain is proof that nobody messes with the EU.

Correct -aren’t we all forgetting his Legal Problem in the Greek Island’s

 

[Ted_Bovis]

It is my belief that this "secret" meeting was staged managed.
If the Glazers had not been informed and in agreement he would have been clearing his desk out next morning.
Some of the things he said (true or not) were share ;price sensitive

Yup. No way did he ‘not realise’ or was being filmed. He can’t be that
dumb to think in 2022 someone with a phone won’t film that. It’s a bloody PR stunt again.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Don't think so, but cod have been.

Stop talking Pollocks.

 

[Gogootz]

SCUM!

 

[Blue Mist]

SCUM!

A good start to the morning.