United Thread - 2022/23

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From Sad Cafe…..

Only three FBs in the Eredivisie last season completed over 50 passes & registered 0.2 xA per 90 and won over 55% of their challenges: Daley Blind Tyrell Malacia Noussair Mazraoui. Potential bargain of the summer.
Looks like they have found another £80m player for around £20m. Could mean demotion to serving duties on Gashfords food bank for fatty Shaw.
The £13.8m bargain the 1st time round? ;-)
 
Where do they go when the wheels fall off this time ? The fans will not give anybody time to build, it could get ugly pretty quick
 
Where do they go when the wheels fall off this time ? The fans will not give anybody time to build, it could get ugly pretty quick

Thing is will there fans give Ten Bob time because it’s going to take longer than 2 seasons to even compete for the title or will they be happy scraping 4th..
 
Thing is will there fans give Ten Bob time because it’s going to take longer than 2 seasons to even compete for the title or will they be happy scraping 4th..

Hold on a minute, they were second a couple of years ago and they started last season like champions!
 
Great plan by the Rags, buy a successful manager and then get him to buy all his old players. Renaming the club Manchester Ajax next ?

Would be worrying if the peak of that Ajax team wasn’t getting their arse handed to them by Spurs in the CL and a shite United side in the EL.

I think the way De Ligt and De Jong’s careers have panned out since suggest that they have been somewhat overrated.
 
And we’re off

From Sad Cafe…..

Only three FBs in the Eredivisie last season completed over 50 passes & registered 0.2 xA per 90 and won over 55% of their challenges: Daley Blind Tyrell Malacia Noussair Mazraoui. Potential bargain of the summer.
Looks like they have found another £80m player for around £20m. Could mean demotion to serving duties on Gashfords food bank for fatty Shaw.
Are they buying Daley Blind back ? Is that what he is on about ? As they sold him for 16 mill to Ajax I reckon 45 mill should get him. :-)

Does the above not also show how poor the Dutch league is if Blind is one of only 3.....
Oh it could be a good season....for laughing at the rags.
 
Hold on a minute, they were second a couple of years ago and they started last season like champions!
They wet their knickers on the pitch at the end of January that season.
Can't remember who they beat that night which might have put them top for a day or so.
Just remember them all hugging in the centre circle after full time and looking for the cameras as Gary Ratboy bellowed "prepare to dream" to the ushited fans.
All very yank and staged and totally cringe worthy.
Let's put it this way whatever they were trying to create that night certainly had no legs
 
Thing is will there fans give Ten Bob time because it’s going to take longer than 2 seasons to even compete for the title or will they be happy scraping 4th..
mitton today happy with 4th and league cup how the mighty have fallen and if none of above the style of play
so happy passing ball about then
 
mitton today happy with 4th and league cup how the mighty have fallen and if none of above the style of play
so happy passing ball about then
Had to leave this here…. God bless the silly rag twunts

 
mitton today happy with 4th and league cup how the mighty have fallen and if none of above the style of play
so happy passing ball about then
No way they finish above us, dippers, chavs and spuds. Probably 5th place battle with arses, barcodes and portugal
 
Gary Ratboy bellowed
He's not capable of anything more than a high-pitched squeal. He's the sort of embarrassing little prick who probably used a biro pen to draw a fake moustache when he was in his early twenties.The verminous-looking twat doesn't have testoserone, he has talcum powder.
 
He's not capable of anything more than a high-pitched squeal. He's the sort of embarrassing little prick who probably used a biro pen to draw a fake moustache when he was in his early twenties.The verminous-looking twat doesn't have testoserone, he has talcum powder.
Cheers Kent saved my fingers ;-)
 
Are they buying Daley Blind back ? Is that what he is on about ? As they sold him for 16 mill to Ajax I reckon 45 mill should get him. :-)

Does the above not also show how poor the Dutch league is if Blind is one of only 3.....
Oh it could be a good season....for laughing at the rags.
Blind is a really good footballer. Can play CB, LB and CDM.

The rags didn’t know how to use him.
 
They might retain the top 6 cup if they are lucky .. Scumbag cunts…!!!
I want them relegated, but on their way down, to win the Europa league.
That way they will be the first 2nd tier club to get entered into the C/L and show that competition up for what it is.
Could it happen..?
 
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