United Thread - 2022/23

[Blue Til Death]

I want them relegated, but on their way down, to win the Europa league.
That way they will be the first 2nd tier club to get entered into the C/L and show that competition up for what it is.
Could it happen..?

As far as I’m concerned …. God wills it…!

 

[horlock_was_super]

I want them relegated, but on their way down, to win the Europa league.
That way they will be the first 2nd tier club to get entered into the C/L and show that competition up for what it is.
Could it happen..?

Relegated yes. Win the Yourhopless League no, no, no and fucking NO!
I don’t want The Pontiff provoking scumbag twats to ever get another trophy whatsoever.
I get annoyed when they win a fucking throw in.
Never forget that bastard banner.
As you were Blues.
SCUM.
CTID.

 

[its grim up north]

Is there a free buffet?

Are they back on desserts?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Relegated yes. Win the Yourhopless League no, no, no and fucking NO!
I don’t want The Pontiff provoking scumbag twats to ever get another trophy whatsoever.
I get annoyed when they win a fucking throw in.
Never forget that bastard banner.
As you were Blues.
CTID.

Make an exception, just the once, for the greater good....

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Relegated yes. Win the Yourhopless League no, no, no and fucking NO!
I don’t want The Pontiff provoking scumbag twats to ever get another trophy whatsoever.
I get annoyed when they win a fucking throw in.
Never forget that bastard banner.
As you were Blues.
CTID.

You missed the usual SCUM off the end of your post.

 

[its grim up north]

There was until 9.05 am wjhen Shaw arrived.

Wjhen, are you Steve McLaren?

 

[horlock_was_super]

You missed the usual SCUM off the end of your post.

Fixed.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Make an exception, just the once, for the greater good....

I have had a think about this…….
NO. SCUM.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I have had a think about this…….
View attachment 48242 NO. SCUM.

It feels like it’s that long since the scum won a title …

 

[foggy1974]

Would be worrying if the peak of that Ajax team wasn’t getting their arse handed to them by Spurs in the CL and a shite United side in the EL.

I think the way De Ligt and De Jong’s careers have panned out since suggest that they have been somewhat overrated.

Wasnt Ziech part of that team as well

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

They wet their knickers on the pitch at the end of January that season.
Can't remember who they beat that night which might have put them top for a day or so.
Just remember them all hugging in the centre circle after full time and looking for the cameras as Gary Ratboy bellowed "prepare to dream" to the ushited fans.
All very yank and staged and totally cringe worthy.
Let's put it this way whatever they were trying to create that night certainly had no legs

They just keep giving

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

And we’re off

From Sad Cafe…..

Only three FBs in the Eredivisie last season completed over 50 passes & registered 0.2 xA per 90 and won over 55% of their challenges: Daley Blind Tyrell Malacia Noussair Mazraoui. Potential bargain of the summer.
Looks like they have found another £80m player for around £20m. Could mean demotion to serving duties on Gashfords food bank for fatty Shaw.

Shaw start comfort eating

 

[Vienna_70]

Had to leave this here…. God bless the silly rag twunts

Is a fit in-form Jones ahead of Maguire?

First thread in the mains, take it easy on me ladies and gents. Seeing the training photos from this week I had a wave of nostalgia seeing Jones and remembering our last title, which he was a part of. Sure, he's had his lapses and been injured the majority of time here. But if he could find a...

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Oh dear.

I’d say it’s a toss-up, as to who is the least bad.

 

[Bluearmy]

Oh dear.

I’d say it’s a toss-up, as to who is the least bad.

We have some tragic stuff written on the match day thread from time to time, but that thread is different gravy!!

 

[Impeccable One]

Oh dear.

I’d say it’s a toss-up, as to who is the least bad.

You can never not pick Jones if available, purely for gurning value

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Why do they get so much airtime in the media. Every TalkSport segment seems to link to the United and then ‘In the next part, we’ll be asking who United will sign?’.

Dog shit club who have a United fan planted to talk all things bollox.

These fuckers really do know their audiece.

 

[Protein Junkie]

An hour after

Blind is a really good footballer. Can play CB, LB and CDM.

The rags didn’t know how to use him.

He’s going back as Captain of the Rags
The Blind leading the blind.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Scum back in training…….

Carrington sources were encouraged that some players who had arrived before 9am stayed until gone 4pm

That’s dedication………….

Those toilets ain’t gonna clean themselves.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Are they back on desserts?

Dessert island dicks.

 

[teddykgb]

Ten Hag knows that he’s probably not gonna win the prem with the eredivisie all stars right? I have a lot of respect for him as a coach but their summer is such a strange list of targets