United Thread - 2022/23

[yeah whatever !!]

Same C*nts Usual Mess

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

But does all that include the billions we pay players off the books? ;)

And those 50,000 tickets our owner buys and gives away. Christ if he did all that his bank account would be worse than Boris Becker’s.

 

[manimanc]

I don't know if it's already been posted on here but apparently Ronaldo has kicked off because utd want to reduce his wages.

 

[dublin-blue]

At least three articles today about how ten hags new training regime will shake the league. I mean shouldn't all PL clubs at least train to a dutch league standard anyway?

 

[Maly]

And those 50,000 tickets our owner buys and gives away. Christ if he did all that his bank account would be worse than Boris Becker’s.

Have you tried telling any of them that the moon is made of cheese?

 

[Spanishbob]

Not seen it mentioned much on here today so here goes.

SCUM

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I don't know if it's already been posted on here but apparently Ronaldo has kicked off because utd want to reduce his wages.

Want to, or are entitled to based on the contract he signed?

 

[Blue Mist]

Apart from a no mark that no one has heard of, who incidentally will play in a position already covered by 2 other players, have they signed any fucker yet.

Oh wait, they beat everyone to Erikson when, at 6am he hammered on the gpc's front door and ended with him to sign him.

 

[manimanc]

Want to, or are entitled to based on the contract he signed?

I have a feeling it's to do with them not being in the champions league, must be some clause saying it goes to x amount but forgot to highlight it to him.

 

[Spanishbob]

A married couple I know very well we’re out here on holiday a few weeks ago both Salford reds. And the husband was bemoaning the fact there team was utter shite. I just nodded in agreement but my inner Avatar was screaming Have it Have it you rag bastards. Anyway his son and daughter in law came out a couple of weeks later and got the same where has it all gone wrong and why. Just bit my lip and said there there maybe in the future he will be good again. Inner self fuck off and go down a couple of divisions.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I have a feeling it's to do with them not being in the champions league, must be some clause saying it goes to x amount but forgot to highlight it to him.

Should have tried harder to get into the CL then. I don't know how he can complain. He joined the 2nd placed team along with a CL winning defender in Varane, and one of the hottest prospects in world football in Jadon Sancho, and they managed to scrape a 6th place finish.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Disgraceful Spanishbob,

You should have ridden the cunts into the ground

 

[Mariosfireworks]

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You wouldn't let him look after your kids would you?

 

[KentBlue]

You wouldn't let him look after your kids would you?

He shouldn't even be looking after his own thoughts.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

A married couple I know very well we’re out here on holiday a few weeks ago both Salford reds. And the husband was bemoaning the fact there team was utter shite. I just nodded in agreement but my inner Avatar was screaming Have it Have it you rag bastards. Anyway his son and daughter in law came out a couple of weeks later and got the same where has it all gone wrong and why. Just bit my lip and said there there maybe in the future he will be good again. Inner self fuck off and go down a couple of divisions.

You should have said ''I dont know why, it's all a bit strange...every one else seems to be doing ok'' :)

 

[big gaz]

Should have tried harder to get into the CL then. I don't know how he can complain. He joined the 2nd placed team along with a CL winning defender in Varane, and one of the hottest prospects in world football in Jadon Sancho, and they managed to scrape a 6th place finish.

Beats the shit out of Faulty Towers then :-)

 

[MCFCTrick]

At least three articles today about how ten hags new training regime will shake the league. I mean shouldn't all PL clubs at least train to a dutch league standard anyway?

Lmfao, they said the same when Wreck It Ralph landed .... :-)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

At least three articles today about how ten hags new training regime will shake the league. I mean shouldn't all PL clubs at least train to a dutch league standard anyway?

You hope by now that they’d have learnt to keep their gob shut and their expectations down

 

[mexico1970]

You hope by now that they’d have learnt to keep their gob shut and their expectations down

The Indonesian branch of the Ronaldo arse lickers society will see you after school.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Lmfao, they said the same when Wreck It Ralph landed .... :-)

Oh how the 'Godfather' of German football was going to teach them how to press.

Lasted all of about 6 minutes of the first game............