United Thread - 2022/23

[mexico1970]

Oh how the 'Godfather' of German football was going to teach them how to press.

Lasted all of about 6 minutes of the first game............

Came in like Arnold Schwarzenegger and left like Roy Cropper.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Oh how the 'Godfather' of German football was going to teach them how to press.

Lasted all of about 6 minutes of the first game............

He came looking to press but left the rags depressed.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Theatre of dream just mentioned haha,fuck off.

 

[deano ou812]

Disgraceful Spanishbob,

You should have ridden the cunts into the ground

Hahahaha I’m similar in a way,but play along with how poor they have been,then toy with their emotions by mentioning they need to stick with the manager and give it about 5-6 years and then throw in about being stuck in the past and when they have the likes of Neville spouting “but this is man utd“ that means bugger all now it’s 2020’s now not 1990’s ..

 

[deano ou812]

Theatre of dream just mentioned haha,fuck off.

Of course the whole 90 mins will be littered with references to the cnuts …

 

[Kippax77]

Of course the whole 90 mins will be littered with references to the cnuts …

And how the UShited team are close to buying the Dutch Peter Reid from Barcelona

 

[Vienna_70]

Purple nose decided to leave after his beloved club were dicked at home by City

"Not in his lifetime"

I think the old twat wanted to win the rags their 20th top flight title. Something to be remembered for.

If Agüeroooooooooo! hadn’t happened, he would have retired 12 months earlier, IMHO.

 

[Vienna_70]

It reminds me of when Sven came into City and basically came with a list of players his personal team had scouted, because the club was hopeless at finding decent players at the time.

Bear in mind that they've been preparing for his arrival for ages. You'd think their scouting network would have identified a list of targets to play his style of football months ago, but it's like he's turned up and the board have basically gone "any ideas?"

The difference being that Sven knew his way around Europe, having managed in a few different countries, whereas ten Bob only knows the Dutch league.

 

[Vienna_70]

This horrible club is dead to me.

It was never alive to me!

 

[Mariosfireworks]

The difference being that Sven knew his way around Europe, having managed in a few different countries, whereas ten Bob only knows the Dutch league.

Sven knows his way around sweedish ladies

 

[Vienna_70]

Sven knows his way around sweedish ladies

And Italian ones.

Remember Nancy?

 

[freshie]

What a fucking idiot

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Is Tent Twat just going to buy all the best dutch league players and hope for the best?

What a weird recruitment strategy, or very limited scope management! Should be a funny year

 

[deegee33]

What a fucking idiot


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Mr. Maguire is truly as dumb as a stump.
I appreciate the humor /humour

So incredibly happy to be a Blue.

 

[skiddypants]

When a firm cuts wages,
production usually goes down!
Unhappy workers and all that,
this will only end one way.

 

[ElleBla]

After 5 years there’s finally a trophy at Old Trafford WEURO22:

 

[skiddypants]

They were calling it the Theatre of dreams again last night,
Not heard it called that for a long time.

 

[ElleBla]

 

[M16 citeh]

Beautiful viewing on this fine morning

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Is Tent Twat just going to buy all the best dutch league players and hope for the best?

What a weird recruitment strategy, or very limited scope management! Should be a funny year

Wesley Sneijder is finally going to sign for the rags......