A song for Erling...

Irling one morning
just as the sun was rising
he said to his father
I want to be a blue

Oh i wont decieve them
oh i wont leave them
I know i will acieve with them
I want to be a blue


*Fuck off rag cunts


*optional
 
Erling
Erling Haaland
You are our blue vikinnnnggggg,
all defenders are scared of you
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Erling
Erling Haaland
His old mans a blue
And he paid for our diesel too!!
 
Here comes Haaland
when he comes knocking on your door
you know what's in store

Here comes Haaland
Scoring like a phantom
to cause some scouser Tantrums


disclaimer
pinched from my daughters Tikky Tokky thingie about Karens originally
 
Haaland Haaland,
Came to us from Germany,
Here to win the Champions League,
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey

Haaland Haaland,
Everytime he shoots, he scores
Just give him the Ballon D'Or
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey


It doesn't need to be complicated. It just needs to be easy enough to catch on. The Ruben Dias song is a good example.
 
jamielowndes said:
Haaland Haaland,
Came to us from Germany,
Here to win the Champions League,
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey

Haaland Haaland,
Everytime he shoots, he scores
Just give him the Ballon D'Or
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey


It doesn't need to be complicated. It just needs to be easy enough to catch on. The Ruben Dias song is a good example.
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I don't like the first part because it could get thrown back in our faces, but keen on the 2nd. it scans well.

I still reckon the best version of this is

Haaland, Haaland,
Brought up as a City fan,
Came to play in England,
Ha ha ha Haaland
 
Not sure if this is already on here but the best one I’ve heard is…

All the way from Norway
For less than 60 mill
City signed a striker
The scousers all stood still
He’s better than Mo Salah
And Cristiano too
His name is Erling Haaland
He’ll fu*kin score past youuuuuu
Allez allez allez
 
Dobsy said:
I don't like the first part because it could get thrown back in our faces, but keen on the 2nd. it scans well.

I still reckon the best version of this is

Haaland, Haaland,
Brought up as a City fan,
Came to play in England,
Ha ha ha Haaland
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I've seen many ending in the hahaha, which i just cannot see working for a big crowd chant, sorry.
I liked the orig idea/tempo, but with a harder stop. If any readers didn't hear the rythm I don't have it to hand.

Haaland, Haaland
Yorkshire born Norwegian man, (or six foot four Norwegian man, if we wanna take the Leeds element out..)
Grew up as a City fan
He's back to play in England!

Haaland Haaland
Son of Alfie Inge too
Born to wear the City blue
He's here to play at Eastlands!

lots more possible, but many verses probably don't work.
Erling Haaland
Better than his dear old Dad
Here to play at Etihad, make the scousers oh so sad
And win the balon d'or!!

ok, wasn't quite ready to post, inserted another stanza(?) there, but off on hols tmw, i shall try to view from la belle France...
 
Lee the Blue said:
Not sure if this is already on here but the best one I’ve heard is…

All the way from Norway
For less than 60 mill
City signed a striker
The scousers all stood still
He’s better than Mo Salah
And Cristiano too
His name is Erling Haaland
He’ll fu*kin score past youuuuuu
Allez allez allez
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Fuck off with the Allez shite zero originality these days
 
Keep it simple and short. Manc lyrics to the orgliginal Dortmund tune:

Haaland, Haaland
Alfe Haaland is a blue,
Eerling Haaland is one too.
Ha Ha Haaland, hey!



Then add extra verses as required for a longer tune or appropriate choice for the competition or opponent like...
jamielowndes said:
Haaland Haaland,
Came to us from Germany,
Here to win the Champions League,
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey

Haaland Haaland,
Everytime he shoots, he scores
Just give him the Ballon D'Or
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey


It doesn't need to be complicated. It just needs to be easy enough to catch on. The Ruben Dias song is a good example.
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Haaland, Haaland,
Came to us from BvB,
Here to win the Champions League,
Ha ha Haaland, hey!
(He's Norweigen not German)

Haaland Haaland,
Everytime he shoots, he scores,
Makes Van Dijk look like a twat,
Ha ha Haaland, hey!
(He broke Van Dijk'finger when Norway played the Netherlands).
 
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He score goals Erling
he score goals

he score goals Erling
he score goals

he score goals Erling
he score goals

ho Erling don't such toes
 
Now it's official, we have to try this one.....the missus (and the cat) liked it :-)

To the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home"

We went and signed Alfie's lad (Erling, Erling)
He's twice the size but looks like Dad (Erling, Erling)
He comes from a land of ice and snow,
To a land of rain to score the goals,
Erling Haaland, City's number 9.
 
As others have said something simple, maybe like the Messi chant at Barca, can’t get any more simpler than that, it gets to the point, an easy song to get going & will no doubt grow & reverberate around the stadium. I always thought when Barca sang that they where reminding you & your players they had the best player in the world
 
Oh City do you know what he's worth
Erling Haaland is the best on earth
A big blond Viking is what we need
He signed for us to win the champions league (Belinda Carlisle-Heaven on earth)

I tried getting that going at the Villa game in 110 and quite a few liked it, but my mate said it wasn't the occasion for it. Texted a few mates the words and they're all up for getting it going this coming season.
 
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