A song for Erling...

[Berts Neck]

CunErlingus..he eats pussies every time he plays

 

[Blue Til Death]

Sheik Mansour went abroad and so did Judy Garland, they brought us back a goal
Machine, Erling fuckin Haaland …

Ok, I’ll get my hat n coat :-)

 

[silvathechihuahua]

Ohhhhh haalands on fire,
Yeahhhhh erling haalands on fire!

to sex is on fire song

 

[blue_hawk]

(Lion King - In the jungle, the mighty jungle)

His name is Erling, the greatest viking, he’s a blue and hates Roy Keane

Like his daddy Alfie, he’s come home to City, and he’s gonna win the league

Eeeeeeeeeeeee Erling Haaland!

 

[Chi-town blues]

Sheikh Mansour went to germany
riding on a public bus
brought us back ,Erling Haaland
and his release clause

 

[jma]

One Erling Haaland
There's only one Erling Haaland
One Eeling Haaland
There's only one Erling Haaland


To the tune of 'One Gerry Creaney...'

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

One Erling Haaland
There's only one Erling Haaland
One Eeling Haaland
There's only one Erling Haaland


To the tune of 'One Gerry Creaney...'

You must have been up all night thinking that one up pal.

 

[AlanBalls]

To the tune of “Pablo Zabaleta”…

Ohh Alfie signed for City, and he became a blue
Then Erling said to Alf one day I want to be one too

He could’ve gone to Spain, or even played in red
But he came home to Manchester to kill the scousers dead

Ohhhh Alfie signed for City…

 

[Blue Theatre]

To the tune of Eton Rifles - Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland.

With the same tune, you could expand a little to:

Look at him play !
Gonna score today
He's Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland.

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

It'd be good to have a chant about him being a City fan...

Erling Haaland is a blue, is a blue.
Erling Haaland is a blue, he loves City!