United Thread - 2022/23

[manclad]

Worked weekends in Lou macari’s chippy.

But the food was that rancid,he had to go for 5 shits a day.
"What do you do when you want a shit?
Shit on my Lou Macari " !!!

 

[Nascent Blues]

Not to mention Howson's, "Guardiola doesn’t bring a guarantee of success".

Whilst talking to a 4 year-old.

 

[Falcao]

I dont see them letting him go on a free - And i dont see anyone paying a fee to the rags and paying his massive wages. So he will stay. Lol.

If he does at least Erling will get to play against once his idols…

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Could do with him fucking off. Scored too many for those pricks last season, don’t want that happening again.

Hopefully the ego driven **** has a massive strop, refuses to play for them and completely fucks up their commercial contracts.

What a great situation to be in.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Yes but if he goes they will have a lot of wages freed up and on the basis every signing is a lottery they may just unearth a decent player.

With their track record and planning , what is the serious chance of that ?

They prefer flashy cunts with massive egos and no work ethic .

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Yeah their shoes must be in fucking bits.

Read an article on the BBC about Ronaldo wondering if heel be joining them in Thailand

 

[Kippax77]

Could do with him fucking off. Scored too many for those pricks last season, don’t want that happening again.

But we all now that he will have family issues on the dates of the 2 derbies as he really doesn't want his shallow vanity destroyed by us again

 

[Blue Mist]

Allegedly, Barca owe Frenkie de Jong £17m in deferred wages. Stumbling block? ;-)

Very much so because some reports state that if he leaves he doesn't get it.

 

[LongsightM13]

He had actually been on a bike ride and then a few beers after, so I thought maybe he was pissed or had heatstroke. No, he was genuinely serious about his claims.

You would think zebras could handle hot weather

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Very much so because some reports state that if he leaves he doesn't get it.

Is that legal if they owe him the money ?

 

[Blue Mist]

Is that legal if they owe him the money ?

It will depend on what he signed. It seems to be agreed by everyone that he accepted a wage deferral during covid. Anyone with a good agent would get in writing when he could expect to get the money. It therefore seems strange that strong rumours state if he leaves he doesn't get it.
Who knows..... but it does seem definate that he doesn't want to the swamp

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

July is the month you see rag shirts being worn by the clueless sheep who get drawn into the optimism the media try and spread. All in the bottom drawer by September. Dicks

 

[Blue Mist]

My mates just phones me and asked if I wanted to go to the comedy club, I assumed he meant the one in town but it turns out he's got 2 tickets for the first game at the swamp.

 

[LongsightM13]

It will depend on what he signed. It seems to be agreed by everyone that he accepted a wage deferral during covid. Anyone with a good agent would get in writing when he could expect to get the money. It therefore seems strange that strong rumours state if he leaves he doesn't get it.
Who knows..... but it does seem definate that he doesn't want to the swamp

They want him to take £3m of the £17m he is owed and fuck off.
I hope he sits tight and takes the crooked twats for every penny

 

[Blue Mist]

I have flown to Australia. It is fucking hard. Basically 24 hours in two different planes. Oh sure you can upgrade to posh seats but it still messes with your body and takes days to recover. According to the media the rags still expect Erikson to join them for their week down under. The guy nearly died and yet they want to drag him all that way and back again for a friendly !!!!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It will depend on what he signed. It seems to be agreed by everyone that he accepted a wage deferral during covid. Anyone with a good agent would get in writing when he could expect to get the money. It therefore seems strange that strong rumours state if he leaves he doesn't get it.
Who knows..... but it does seem definate that he doesn't want to the swamp

Well if his agent was doing his job correctly there should be no issue and he is owed that money.

As far as joining the rags, FDJ would be absolutely fucking mad to join the shitshow of a club , no point in jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

 

[Bluesince1979]

10th if they're lucky.
They're not much better than wolves or everton

No but they do have a habit of being spawny cunts

Though help from pigmol is drying up now , u saw season before last that vars helped shoe horned them into top 4, the help was missing last season.. var might have fucked them off now, too shite to help

 

[yeah whatever !!]

They want him to take £3m of the £17m he is owed and fuck off.
I hope he sits tight and takes the crooked twats for every penny

So they want him to fuck off to a club he doesnt want to fuck off to and lose 14 million in the process ??

MMMMMM It's a toughey ;)

 

[Protein Junkie]

Tent Peg will probably put a bid in for Hertz Van Rental and change his captain to Harry Den Guire.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

No but they do have a habit of being spawny cunts

Though help from pigmol is drying up now , u saw season before last that vars helped shoe horned them into top 4, the help was missing last season.. var might have fucked them off now, too shite to help

When PiGMOL refuse to help them, their game is truly fucked.