Neymar

First challenge made by a defender in our league, he'd hit the deck, roll all the way to Sheffield.

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I thought there were some fairly contentious political issues that all but eliminated any chance of our owners and PSG's owners doing business?

Even ignoring that isn't he on ridiculous wages - how would that even work within our wage structure?

This before even considering that he's, well, a bit of a twat.
(It wouldn’t work…)
 
That's like saying "I would take Mike Tyson over Elon Musk". Apples and oranges.
No it's not. Ones a boxer, ones a Bond villian.

Zabba is a professional footballer who would give is all for his team, sweat blood for team, be humble, work hard for his team, a leader.

Neymar is only one of those things. A footballer.
 
The point is that he seems to have a reputation as a lazy player who doesn't contribute to the team and throws himself on the floor a lot, and that's not the reality of him defensively.
Most of the naysayers on here have no flipping clue about anything football-related - they just parrot the same old cliched shit they read on the Sun website.
 
Pros:
Elite footballer
Capable of LW or #10
Born winner

Cons:
Likely salary demands
Bad injury / availability record

With regards to mentality / squad fit, no issues. He’s spent half his career with Messi and other players known to Pep, not to mention Jesus. I’m sure we’ll get a clear picture from them.

If we can get to the bottom of his ‘injuries’, profile him properly to understand what he wants from his final 3/4 years at the top, and he’s happy to take a substantial pay cut, I don’t see any other reasons why not.

Still don’t think it’s any more than wild rumours though. Hard to see it actually happening.
 
In case I haven't been clear, it's a no from me.
He's a wanker, he's everything I hate in a player.
He a dirty little fucker, who gets breathed on and starts rolling round the floor play acting, he's a wanker.
I don't care about marketing, he's a wanker.
I don't care about his numbers, especially considering he basically plays one week on one week off, he's a wanker.
He's injured that much he makes Harry Kane look fit.
Lastly if I haven't mentioned it, he's a wanker.
 
In case I haven't been clear, it's a no from me.
He's a wanker, he's everything I hate in a player.
He a dirty little fucker, who gets breathed on and starts rolling round the floor play acting, he's a wanker.
I don't care about marketing, he's a wanker.
I don't care about his numbers, especially considering he basically plays one week on one week off, he's a wanker.
He's injured that much he makes Harry Kane look fit.
Lastly if I haven't mentioned it, he's a wanker.

But apart from that, do you fancy him here then?
 

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