United Thread - 2022/23

[KS55]

Ha ha, 'he won more arial duels than Harry Mcguuire'
Fuck me I've won more arial duels than Maguire and I'm 64 with a dodgy spine and a missing tooth. (The last one isnt that important with regards to aerial duals but I thought I'd mention it)

Actually,you are wrong about the tooth. You need all of them for a real snarl. Otherwise you look like Phil the Face.

 

[Blue Mist]

This keeps getting repeated on here, like it‘s established fact, but where is the source for this? I’ve never seen this anywhere other than on here.

In about 2004 I used to see a girl, a former Virgin stewardess, who flew and was mates with someone he was shagging at that time, so I know from personal experience he was a serial shagger and philanderer, but I have seen nothing anywhere to support this suggestion he was shagging around when his wife (and mother of his kids) was dying of cancer, which despite his previous reprehensible track record is still a pretty poor thing to accuse someone of without any verifiable evidence, insufferable rag or not.

Does anyone have any source for this?

@gordondaviesmoustache Oh don't you come all Court of Assize with me young man. I will have you know that some of the finest legal minds in this country posted on Twitter about it. Further, that esteemed publication, 5-3-2 did an interview with a barmaid from Ampersands. The milkman she was seeing on Friday nights delivered milk to an address in Ancoats where Ferdinand parked his car, not actually on the drive but close enough. As they say in legal speak, your honour, your witness.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

@gordondaviesmoustache Oh don't you come all Court of Assize with me young man. I will have you know that some of the finest legal minds in this country posted on Twitter about it. Further, that esteemed publication, 5-3-2 did an interview with a barmaid from Ampersands. The milkman she was seeing on Friday nights delivered milk to an address in Ancoats where Ferdinand parked his car, not actually on the drive but close enough. As they say in legal speak, your honour, your witness.

That barmaid from Ampersands wasn’t also Virgin trolly dolly, was she?

 

[Blue Mist]

With that squad they should be challenging for top 4. It will be interesting to see how ETH adapts to the premier league and this year many teams are getting stronger. What's the situation with Penaldo

With that squad !!! Landlord a pint of what ever he's drinking please.
They have no forward line bar a 37 year old who doesn't want to be there. Their midfield is brilliant, (if you are playing 1980's football,) their defence has more holes than my boxers and a keeper that saves with his legs. Top 14 I give you but top 4, you having a lion cos you certainly ain't having a giraffe.

 

[Blue Mist]

Yeah, we haven’t seen him for months.

Then, all of a sudden, after wins against the other cheek of the same arse's third team and an Australian - hardly one of the great leagues of the world - side, he’s back on here full of himself.

The dwarf had alfies lad in his pocket don't you know

 

[Blue Mist]

That barmaid from Ampersands wasn’t also Virgin trolly dolly, was she?

I thought the Court of Assizes would have got the response, not the trolley dolly.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Oh what a surprise, another BBC article on the Rags.
Apparently despite being being small, he won 5 more headers than Slabhead last season. wow, what a stat, 5 headers more than a poor defender and in the mighty Dutch League. And he played once for Argentina at the Copa America in 2021. Arsenal pulled out of the deal once it got past 30 odd million but despite Rags paying 57 million, according to Sky they beat Arsenal to him lol

They’ve bought a 5ft 9 centre back, for the PL? That will go well.

And what’s this ‘butcher’ bollocks the BBC are buying into? Bunch of fucking sausages all of them.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Have they turned the corner ?

Are they still here?

 

[Bluemoon115]

Have you watched him. He was their best player last season and has also pocketed Haaland. Left-footed and ace on the ball. He also has a good leap and is aggressive in the air, I’d back him to do better in aerial duels then taller CB’s like Pau Torres.

So you never wanted the players that turned you down, and all along you wanted the one centre half that has signed for you.

Very lucky indeed.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I thought the Court of Assizes would have got the response, not the trolley dolly.

The Court of Assizes went out with the Courts Act of 1971, mate.

 

[Ashleymcduff]

This keeps getting repeated on here, like it‘s established fact, but where is the source for this? I’ve never seen this anywhere other than on here.

In about 2004 I used to see a girl, a former Virgin stewardess, who flew and was mates with someone he was shagging at that time, so I know from personal experience he was a serial shagger and philanderer, but I have seen nothing anywhere to support this suggestion he was shagging around when his wife (and mother of his kids) was dying of cancer, which despite his previous reprehensible track record is still a pretty poor thing to accuse someone of without any verifiable evidence, insufferable rag or not.

Does anyone have any source for this?

Same source that he was a coke head.

Aka everyone knows

 

[Viking blue]

If you dont know me by now......



The curly haired freak ruined that song. I hated them before that but I doubled it when I heard the sad sack of shit trying to pretend he was a soul singer.

Harold Melvin likes this post.

 

[RandomJ]

They’ve bought a 5ft 9 centre back, for the PL? That will go well.

And what’s this ‘butcher’ bollocks the BBC are buying into? Bunch of fucking sausages all of them.

They keep saying it’s fine cos he can jump. Failing to acknowledge that if the 6 foot+ player he’s marking can also jump (and many of them can) then he is still going to be easily out jumped.

 

[Vienna_70]

The dwarf had alfies lad in his pocket don't you know

Of course he did.

 

[Vienna_70]

They keep saying it’s fine cos he can jump. Failing to acknowledge that if the 6 foot+ player he’s marking can also jump (and many of them can) then he is still going to be easily out jumped.

And if he’s marking a 6' 4" player?

 

[Blue Mist]

The Court of Assizes went out with the Courts Act of 1971, mate.

Yeh, I know that.

Innit.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Looks like Sky have a hard-on for the Rags chances with Pep-lite at the helm. Signing a titch in CD reminds me of Pep giving Garcia time but realising he neither had the skill, nor the defensive qualities that the PL needs.

Copying City’s failures is a new trait that I’m looking forward to seeing.

 

[Vienna_70]

Looks like Sky have a hard-on for the Rags chances with Pep-lite at the helm. Signing a titch in CD reminds me of Pep giving Garcia time but realising he neither had the skill, nor the defensive qualities that the PL needs.

Copying City’s failures is a new trait that I’m looking forward to seeing.

I thought Pep wanted to keep Garcia.

It was just that little Eric wanted to join the Spanish rags.

 

[Bluearmy]

It is amazing how many people have either forgotten that fact or like BT simply ignore it.
He is a drug cheat. I am sure Lance Armstrong isn't a pundit for the Tour de France so why is this cheat on our TV.

At least Lance eventually admitted it…

 

[super_city_si]

I thought Pep wanted to keep Garcia.

It was just that little Eric wanted to join the Spanish rags.

Thank fuck