United Thread - 2022/23

[jrb]

To be honest, I don't dislike Ollie Holt. He's a local lad who comes across as having a bit of a soft spot for City despite being a County fan plus how can anyone hate the son of Emily Bishop? ;) He's not been anywhere near as anti-City as some of the other cunts out there and as such, I wouldn't group him with the WhatsApp lot.

However, some of his tweets down the years have been nothing short of hilarious. Saying Charlie Adam to Liverpool may turn out to be a better signing than Aguero to us was comedy gold. And now we have this huge revisionism over Ronaldo, when he was Fat Boy Slimming over his return following that Newcastle game!

I just hate his holier-than-thou journalisam.(approach)

Always finding fault in the smallest thing. Constantly leading a self-entitled crusade to clean up football via his keyboard. Mr goody 2 shoes, who everyone likes, respects, he doesn't put a foot wrong, doesn't make mistakes, speaks for everyone, or so he thinks, and he's just such a likeable guy in every sence. Hi Ollie, mate!

 

[Blu1]

He’s far better than what they have there though, sadly.

We will see. I’d rather have pogba than him. He’s not going to be breaking any records.

 

[jrb]

Steady Eddie in midfield. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We will see. I’d rather have pogba than him. He’s not going to be breaking any records.

Hmm, not sure I would, but then I’d want neither in our team.

The issue, as always will be playing him with the Portuguese Rat. They’re both natural number 10s, can they both play as 8s?

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

We will see. I’d rather have pogba than him. He’s not going to be breaking any records.

If you would rather have pogba than any other mid fielder in the league you need to get some help

 

[foggy1974]

A schmoke and a pancake.

Most of their fans will be eating space cakes

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Good signing for the rags but shows their level.

He will improve them but wouldn't get anywhere near our side.

 

[Akira]

Wish someone had noted down all the posts and comments on social media/papers that said 'Ronaldo snubbed City' then, all due to his supposed allegiances to Ol' Baconface and United.

I'll tell you if in the next hour Pep says he will take Ronaldo, he will sprout wings and come flying down at mach speed, begging to be let in the door.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I wonder if they had to up their offer by £100k a week to tempt him away from Brentford. He took his time deciding,

 

[Sibierskii]

Wonder how much theyve thrown at him, 200/250k a week?