United Thread - 2022/23

[MarsLlama]

Is booing Maguire that different from sarcastically jeering at Bravo?

When a player costs your side numerous games and the manager doesn't drop them, it's inevitably going to get to that point eventually. And Maguire does cost them a shitload of goals.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Tent Peg has confirmed that Maguire has cemented (fnar, fnar) his position as captain this season !!!
Get in there my son

 

[manimanc]

'Martial stars, Maguire booed as Man Utd sweep aside Palace'

Manchester United 3-1 Crystal Palace: Anthony Martial scores one, makes another as United keep up perfect pre-season

Anthony Martial produced an eye-catching performance as he scored one and made another to help Man Utd sweep aside Crystal Palace 3-1 at the MCG.

www.skysports.com

"Sweep aside Palace".
The giddyometer is off the scale once again from sky sports.

 

[Lemon7277]

Have sky give um a yellow scrolling banner and made um favourites yet

 

[Aba452]

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What a belting headline.

More indications that the raggy media are not quite as raggy as they used to be,

Brilliant headline though I'd have gone with clash of the dickheads.

Apparently Easter Island was discovered in the 18th century by a Dutch explorer.

Applying raggy logic, Eric tent peg will get slab playing as if the Albanian mafia are after him. Shirley yet another corner turned?

 

[W11Nchenko]

Tent Peg has confirmed that Maguire has cemented (fnar, fnar) his position as captain this season !!!
Get in there my son

find this hard to believe, without concrete evidence

 

[Spanishbob]

SCUM

 

[Gazza]

find this hard to believe, without concrete evidence

No, he's all set.

 

[city2]

Must be massive favourites for all 4 trophies this year.

 

[manimanc]

'Manchester Utd 3-1 Crystal Palace | United continue winning streak'

Manchester Utd 3-1 Crystal Palace | United continue winning streak | Pre-season highlights

Watch Manchester United continue their impressive pre-season form with a 3-1 win against Crystal Palace in Melbourne. All of United’s tour games are available to watch on MUTV, Sky Channel 418.

www.skysports.com

"...continue winning streak..."


Are they going to count the pre season Cup winning run with the start of the league?

Fuckin sky sports and everything red.

 

[xgorton]

Have sky give um a yellow scrolling banner and made um favourites yet

33/1 on sky bet for the League.

 

[Vienna_70]

33/1 on sky bet for the League.

And, as we all know, you never see a poor bookie.

They tend to know their stuff.

 

[HelloCity]

The caption

 

[bluetonium]

The caption

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So they failed to keep a clean sheet in all but one of their pre season games so far, and that is something to celebrate!

I prefer this BBC article
BBC News - Manchester United 3-1 Crystal Palace: Harry Maguire booed in Melbourne

Manchester United 3-1 Crystal Palace: Harry Maguire booed in Melbourne

Manchester United captain Harry Maguire is booed by some fans in a 3-1 friendly win over Crystal Palace in Melbourne.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[RayCTID]

'Manchester Utd 3-1 Crystal Palace | United continue winning streak'

Manchester Utd 3-1 Crystal Palace | United continue winning streak | Pre-season highlights

Watch Manchester United continue their impressive pre-season form with a 3-1 win against Crystal Palace in Melbourne. All of United’s tour games are available to watch on MUTV, Sky Channel 418.

www.skysports.com

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"...continue winning streak..."


Are they going to count the pre season Cup winning run with the start of the league?

Fuckin sky sports and everything red.

Just give them the Premier League. Us, The Cultists and Chelsea should not bother competing this season

 

[Mr Fraser]

Are they on strike like Wantawayron?

Not jabbed

 

[waspish]

Nice to get and easy Home game to kick there season of again..

 

[Protein Junkie]

Nice to get and easy Home game to kick there season of again..

Come on Waspish that’s great news. Gets them all excited for a couple of weeks.
But don’t say it…..

 

[Vienna_70]

Nice to get and easy Home game to kick there season of again..

That’s probably the reason we are always away on the opening weekend.

 

[hertsblue]

The caption

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v Dipper reserves who De Gea kept them in the game plus Dippers hitting woodwork 3 times, a poor local team and Palace reserves. If it was us he would be stating we only kept a clean sheet once in 3 games.
But let them get carried away again