The Conservative Party

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Wonder if that fella the President of the Greeters Guild could turn up at the hustings?...

"You have the poise of a drunken wildebeest, the eyes of a rabies ravaged chinchilla and the charm of a kilo of offal...it's a genuinely devastating combination"

“I hope you aren’t claiming expenses for the lights on behind your eyes. There’s no one home.”

 

[MCFC1993]

Good at wasting our money aren't they.

 

[somapop]

"We all need to be reconciled to the direction of the travel of the country" and that's that...not sinister at all in a supposedly functional democracy

The only journey Baker and his ERG mates need to go on is to the tower

He’s a dark un this lad…

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Good at wasting our money aren't they.

At least they'll get 20% of that back when the president's wife pays a visit to Harrods.

 

[bluethrunthru]

He may as well sign a law allowing them to employ Clangers and Spit the fucking Dog - both are thicker on the ground than skilled agency workers - the only thing on the ground that is thicker is the group of wankers who believe this shite

 

[domalino]

Is this because of the SNP doing good in Scotland or simply the Tories evisceration of this country overtaking Scotland?

 

[mat]

Scotland has always been the Tories guinea pig state

 

[domalino]

Has anyone been following this Nadim Zahawi story?

After he was made Chancellor, some Tax specialists had a little pole around in his history and seem to have uncovered he dodged tax when selling YouGov and has since submitted falsified documents to obscure it and lied when questioned.



Then instead of answering the questions or admitting it, he started sending them threatening letters from famous defamation lawyers.



Which has spectacularly blown up because now the story he tried to threaten people with libel for factual reporting is a story.



This is the main thread and we’ll worth a read.





A really timely reminder of why Johnson lasted so long. The rest of them are all shite politicians with loads of skeletons in their closet.

And that’s how we’re going to end up with a simpleton like Truss in charge. The barrel has been scraped well and truly bare.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

I think Private Eye described this as a complete coincidence that on the same day that Zahawi didn't receive shares due to him in YouGov, that a new company in Gibraltar run by a family member (Father, I think) did receive exactly the same number of shares.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

He may as well sign a law allowing them to employ Clangers and Spit the fucking Dog - both are thicker on the ground than skilled agency workers - the only thing on the ground that is thicker is the group of wankers who believe this shite

Another ****!

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

He may as well sign a law allowing them to employ Clangers and Spit the fucking Dog - both are thicker on the ground than skilled agency workers - the only thing on the ground that is thicker is the group of wankers who believe this shite

“We will not let trade unions grind our economy to a halt.”

We have Brexit for that…..

 

[bluethrunthru]

As an entire party they are all fucking batshit crazy trying to make their failed Brexit work

 

[MillionMilesAway]

As an entire party they are all fucking batshit crazy trying to make their failed Brexit work

Johnson crony talks twaddle shocker.

 

[Marlo]

Another ****!

My MP.

A horrible fucker, with a deluded gang of followers in the local area who follow him around.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

My MP.

A horrible fucker, with a deluded gang of followers in the local area who follow him around.

I feel for you.

 

[urban genie]

Get them workhouses reopened, what are all these lazy bastard 5 yr olds doing not in a factory

Will be a policy eventually

 

[mat]

Get them workhouses reopened, what are all these lazy bastard 5 yr olds doing not in a factory

Will be a policy eventually

I believe Rees Mogg will say that in his "levelling up report."

If the Tories want a clean start they should rebrand themselves as the English Nationalist Party. They are going that far right even Fuhrage is saying they should calm the fuck down as they are stealing his grift.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Has anyone been following this Nadim Zahawi story?

After he was made Chancellor, some Tax specialists had a little pole around in his history and seem to have uncovered he dodged tax when selling YouGov and has since submitted falsified documents to obscure it and lied when questioned.



Then instead of answering the questions or admitting it, he started sending them threatening letters from famous defamation lawyers.



Which has spectacularly blown up because now the story he tried to threaten people with libel for factual reporting is a story.



This is the main thread and we’ll worth a read.





A really timely reminder of why Johnson lasted so long. The rest of them are all shite politicians with loads of skeletons in their closet.

And that’s how we’re going to end up with a simpleton like Truss in charge. The barrel has been scraped well and truly bare.

Just a Tory being a Tory

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Get them workhouses reopened, what are all these lazy bastard 5 yr olds doing not in a factory

Will be a policy eventually

They were all working as chimney sweeps




Until the Labour party passed legislation that stopped the exploitation of under 12's


......Because Conservatives

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

They were all working as chimney sweeps




Until the Labour party passed legislation that stopped the exploitation of under 12's


......Because Conservatives

Free enterprise mate.

If a 3yr old possesses exceptional ability at climbing up sooty chimneys who are we to stop him making a living?