Stupid little things that bug you

[Stoned Rose]

Today on the Glory thread. He made a post stating what he’d heard then a load of people start asking him if he knows any more about what he said or if he knows this and that. He’s fucking just told them what he knows ffs! Next they’ll be asking him if he knows what colour ink was used to submit the offer or whether the offer was hand delivered or done over the phone. I just dont get the need to ask him for more than he’s just shared. Or how knowing would change anything.

Do you know anything more about why he does that?

 

[Protein Junkie]

How long do you get for arson these days

According to @idahoblues he’s got a less than clean one (see above)

 

[Stoned Rose]

It's because it's a machine and there is nobody on the other end.

What exactly is the point of those calls? I’ve never understood it!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Every year around about now, strangely when the Tour de France in on, thousands of overweight, balding men shoe horning them selves into stretchy lycra, advertising shite no ones heard of, shaving their legs and wearing more flashing lights than a Queen concert. You really do look ridiculous.

@gordondaviesmoustache looks mad hot when he rolls like that.

 

[Barcon]

What exactly is the point of those calls? I’ve never understood it!

A machine dials random numbers and a knob will start talking if you pick up.
But if he's on another call he won't bother so it just disconnects.
Just start shouting, "fuck off ****" in case the knob picks up.

 

[Stoned Rose]

A machine dials random numbers and a knob will start talking if you pick up.
But if he's on another call he won't bother so it just disconnects.
Just start shouting, "fuck off ****" in case the knob picks up.

As long as it’s not my knob, no harm done.

 

[Barcon]

As long as it’s not my knob, no harm done.

What did you do to my ****?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Pointless BBC Combined X1’s.

 

[Kippax77]

Kevin Bacon EE adverts on the radio.

Go and wrap yourself up in chocolate instead and fuck off

 

[BrianW]

Cnuts (above five years old) who ride bikes on the footpath, especially at speed. Especially when they come up behind you and expect you by some magic to know they are there.

I don't generally approve of capital punishment, but I make an exception for these cretins.

Don't feel safe on the road? Nor do I. But I don't drive my car on the pavement. In fact, I don't drive anymore.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Kevin Bacon EE adverts on the radio.

Go and wrap yourself up in chocolate instead and fuck off

I agree with this post.....

times a zillion

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Do you know anything more about why he does that?

Too easy!

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Motorists who cut corners.

 

[Donmcfc]

Things that are suffixed with the words
.......gate (in reference to a minor scandal)

and

.....fest (an event)

Like stupid little things that bug you gate.

 

[Donmcfc]

People who live at the end of cul-de-sacs who put "No turning on drive" notices up aimed at drivers who need to turn on their drive.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Motorists who cut corners.

So that would be a Motori then ;)

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Motorists who cut corners.

So very true!.
My house is very close to a junction and nearly all drivers turning right into my road cut the corner, sometimes in a very big way and there are regular near misses. One young lady was so far on the wrong side she almost collided with a car coming down the road, she avoided this by turning into my garden, destroying half the hedge, garden gate and several concrete posts.

 

[55yr old teenager]

So very true!.
My house is very close to a junction and nearly all drivers turning right into my road cut the corner, sometimes in a very big way and there are regular near misses. One young lady was so far on the wrong side she almost collided with a car coming down the road, she avoided this by turning into my garden, destroying half the hedge, garden gate and several concrete posts.
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Oops!!!!

 

[give it to gordon]

The fertiliser that the farms have started using in the last few years.

It stinks to high heaven ! The whole house smells of shit, and the smell hangs around for days. It isnt a pleasant smell, more like human shit lol.

 

[DrBlueBob]

So very true!.
My house is very close to a junction and nearly all drivers turning right into my road cut the corner, sometimes in a very big way and there are regular near misses. One young lady was so far on the wrong side she almost collided with a car coming down the road, she avoided this by turning into my garden, destroying half the hedge, garden gate and several concrete posts.
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That's a nuisance.

Have you by any chance been considering any remodelling in the front garden? If so this a great opportunity to have someone else pay for it.