United Thread - 2022/23

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25 years ago, we were just about to kick off our disastrous League 1 campaign under Alan Ball, while they were looking for their third consecutive PL title, having won the previous two, and laughing at us.

Now we're the ones looking for that third consecutive title and they're a laughing stock. Karma is, indeed, a fucking bitch.
Just wish Karma was a bit nore immediate than 25 years!
 
25 years ago, we were just about to kick off our disastrous League 1 campaign under Alan Ball, while they were looking for their third consecutive PL title, having won the previous two, and laughing at us.

Now we're the ones looking for that third consecutive title and they're a laughing stock. Karma is, indeed, a fucking bitch.
Who'd a thought, 25 years ago......
 
25 years ago, we were just about to kick off our disastrous League 1 campaign under Alan Ball, while they were looking for their third consecutive PL title, having won the previous two, and laughing at us.

Now we're the ones looking for that third consecutive title and they're a laughing stock. Karma is, indeed, a fucking bitch.

25 years ago was Frank Clark and the Championship, but I get your point.
Hopefully them Raggy fucks can fall a bit more too ;)
 
There is still brain activity when we are sleeping and functions that come naturally to us like breathing still occur.

On that basis I think we can take it as a given that even when we are all asleep we are still despising them.

That sounds like a lot of rent free activity going on in your head fella.
They are despicable, and it can be good to shake a fist at them when they’re paraded in front of us, but you should let go of it and sweep them out of your thoughts when they’re not because they really ain’t that important.
 
Sounds strange but relegated is a no-no for me, with their resources they'd be hammering teams left, right & centre settings all sorts of records.

I'd rather a 16/17th spot finish for the cunts forever.
But the hilarity of seeing them relegated would be worth it.

We wouldn’t stop laughing for months!
 
25 years ago was Frank Clark and the Championship, but I get your point.
Hopefully them Raggy fucks can fall a bit more too ;)

I think this season will be worse than last. I can see them in a mid-table scrap with Wolves/Palace/Leicester/Brighton. Think they will be behind: City/Liverpool (obviously) Tottenham, Arsenal, Chelsea, Aston Villa and on their form from Xmas to May, probably Newcastle as well.

For the last ten years its been well known that their managers have 1 non-negotiable written into the contract: qualification via league position or a Europa Cup win into the next seasons CL.

I wonder if TenHan will have that same clause on his contract of employment, if so he is fukcd.
 
There is still brain activity when we are sleeping and functions that come naturally to us like breathing still occur.

On that basis I think we can take it as a given that even when we are all asleep we are still despising them.
Many a problem can be solved by “sleeping on it” so just out of interest I decided to let my brain mull over that lot’s problems the other night. I did wake up knowing the solution for them but I’m not telling the fuckers what it is
 
Wantawayron is still on strike and the club can no longer pretend he's missing for family reasons.
Frankie DeJong is still refusing to go to them (and dont forget, he was their number one target)
9 days from the start of the season and they are in a worse position than the last one.
It's fucking brilliant.
 
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