Exactly. So if you think that's a good idea then you're mad.Where have I stated he's coming in? We know it's unrealistic and near impossible given this time of the window. He's on a lot more than 250K though
Bowen? Have some shameThere has to someone younger, cheaper and less egotistical.
I'd honestly rather have Jarrod Bowen than Neymar. The problems Neymar comes with are not worth it. He's a bellend.
Imagine playing against Liverpool at Anfield with Grealish, Haaland and Neymar in the team. None of those combined offer us the pressing ability of 1 Bernardo Silva.
Bowen isn't one of them though.Exactly. So if you think that's a good idea then you're mad.
There has to be better options out there than a 30-31 year old mercenary.
Brilliant!The only person pulling Neymar off is his sister!
I don't watch PSG, but that's because it's a Farmers League with teams as good as Ashton United playing against them.Neymar pressed more than Jesus, Mahrez and Sterling last season so stop embarrassing yourself by claiming he doesn't work hard. It's not true, anyone who watches PSG semi-rgularly knows that and the stats back it up.
Jarrod fucking Bowen, jesus christ.
Txiki out immediately if the case
LolAnother goals or assists kid of our society. Twitter has ruined this generation of Football Fans.
I watch the game. Jarrod Bowen worked his bollocks off and scored 2 against us last season for a much inferior team. Neymar spent 180 minutes crying, rolling around and walking on the centre circle to be bothered about his team being taken to the cleaners. All whilst Bernardo ran the show.
I don't think Bowen is anywhere near good enough for us, and he isn't on Neymars level - but he would work off the ball for us. Neymar, on the other hand would come in on a big salary and a huge ego.
United have signed many of those players in the past, and has it worked? No.
Go for Nkunku.
That’s not true at all. Ligue 1 is the fifth best league in Europe.I don't watch PSG, but that's because it's a Farmers League with teams as good as Ashton United playing against them.
Neymar pressed more than Jesus, Mahrez and Sterling? I was at the game, watching it with my own eyes. That clearly did not happen.
I don't want Bowen, but if I had a choice of Neymar or Bowen, I'd take Bowen. Neymar would send us back 5 seasons. He'd destroy our wage bill.
We aren't Manchester United. We are Manchester City - Premier League title winners 4 times in 5 seasons.
Sorry but Ligue 1 is the least fattest kid at fat campThat’s not true at all. Ligue 1 is the fifth best league in Europe.
“Farmers League” is a stupid Twitter term that foreigners got confused with the real English meaning when we used it when England have played teams like San Marino and Andorra and said their players are from Farmers Leagues.
Ligue 1 is a very good league. Not top tier like the Prem, but to be fifth best league in Europe you’re a good league.
Was a slow burner but this thread has finally come alive!!
What a fucking weird and wonderful selection of posters we have on here.
And when I say weird I mean batshit fucking crazy and when I say wonderful I mean batshit fucking crazy! Haha!
To be honest mate, Harry Maguire and Scott McTomminay would be in the team of the season in Ligue 1. I reckon with a bit of training, you could play CM and not get relegated.That’s not true at all. Ligue 1 is the fifth best league in Europe.
“Farmers League” is a stupid Twitter term that foreigners got confused with the real English meaning when we used it when England have played teams like San Marino and Andorra and said their players are from Farmers Leagues.
Ligue 1 is a very good league. Not top tier like the Prem, but to be fifth best league in Europe you’re a good league.
On average Neymar presses 17 times a game
Sterling 13
Jesus 15
Bernardo 16
You dont have to like players just because they play for usSeriously though Neymar would be a monstrous addition to this team on the wing. He would be both another target for our new system of "pack all the playmakers into the middle and ping balls behind for Haaland" and a supplier.
Neymar - Haaland - Foden
Gundo/Grealish - Rodri - KDB
Would be potentially the scariest midfield and attack assembled since Xavi-Busquets-Iniesta, Neymar-Suarez-Messi
It would also be hilarious seeing a sizeable part of the fanbase having to do a 180 and start liking him, and seeing him generally dispel some of the nonsense people come up with about him.