United Thread - 2022/23

[MafeotulBlue]

Who the fuck is this slimy toad? It's mad how such a talentless, vacuous and utterly odious cardboard cut-out of a **** makes a living from vomiting a spew of such obvious bullshit and ignorance. It makes my fucking head spin, it really does.

Not going to lie, i fucking pissed myself.

 

[malg]

Let's be fair to Sir Bobby, he got one thing spot on:

"I am looking forward a lot to next year because Manchester United is not renowned for being second."

Even then the gobshite had a short memory because for the vast majority of his time there they were shite.

 

[mrbelfry]

In fact I have never seen Kim Jong Un and the new rag centre back in the same room, hmmmm I could be onto something.

That's because they are both invisible to the naked eye

 

[malg]

Fuck me, that's funny....'Siri, call Rabiot's mum'......


Bloody hell just noticed they've got Welbeck on the whiteboard as well.... brilliant

 

[TravisBickle]

Someone put the fucking violins on, listen to the spin, the saddened tone, the almost begging. Such a bent, one sided media, fucking bin dippers, they’ve finished 2,5,2,6 and they’re making it sound like they’re Sunderland. Fucking bought media disgusts me.

My blinkers are staying firmly on thank you very much.
What goes around comes around you raggy fucks.
GLAZERS FOR LIFE!

 

[MafeotulBlue]

Wait, you’re telling me Slabhead isn’t the reincarnation of Maldini? Who would have known?

 

[Impeccable One]

Someone put the fucking violins on, listen to the spin, the saddened tone, the almost begging. Such a bent, one sided media, fucking bin dippers, they’ve finished 2,5,2,6 and they’re making it sound like they’re Sunderland. Fucking bought media disgusts me.

“…. spent £2B …. NOT Glazers money …. It’s Manchester United money… “

YOU DUMB FUKR ! THE GLAZERS OWN MANCHESTER UNITED ! so it is THEIR MONEY … FFS

 

[waspish]

“…. spent £2B …. NOT Glazers money …. It’s Manchester United money… “

YOU DUMB FUKR ! THE GLAZERS OWN MANCHESTER UNITED ! so it is THEIR MONEY … FFS

Neville given them the heads up to go full on get the glazers out the club because there a buyer out there that Neville knows wants it!

The scum are the only thing that La make them money as if the Glazers would sell there only cash Cow?!

 

[Tracking back]

How lovely to see that Ferguson is still getting along to the games to witness how awful that club has become.

That was the deal when he sold his soul to the Devil.

The terms of the contract were cast in the early 90s.

Devil: So you want to knock Liverpool off their perch?

Ferguson: Yes.

Devil: No problem, I'll see to it that you better their league title tally then you'll have the bragging rights.

Ferguson: Great! What's that going to cost me?

Devil: well, when you retire in 2013 you'll have to sit in the stadium and watch the continued demise of your beloved club until the grim reaper comes calling. Then your arse is mine as well as your soul.

 

[Blue Mist]

Competed with Brentford for Eriksen

Competed with Lille for Malacia

Competed with there own fans for Arnautovic

Competed with no one for Rabiot

It’s a club with mid table aspirations and I’m fucking loving it.

You forgot Coco the Clown, they were in direct competition with Billy Smarts Circus for him.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

That was the deal when he sold his soul to the Devil.

The terms of the contract were cast in the early 90s.

Devil: So you want to knock Liverpool off their perch?

Ferguson: Yes.

Devil: No problem, I'll see to it that you better their league title tally then you'll have the bragging rights.

Ferguson: Great! What's that going to cost me?

Devil: well, when you retire in 2013 you'll have to sit in the stadium and watch the continued demise of your beloved club until the grim reaper comes calling. Then your arse is mine as well as your soul.

Sadly the fucker is probably too pissed and senile these days to realise what’s going on. In his little head it’s still 1996.

 

[Deepest Blue]

They are so insecure over the real reasons they started supporting United that they’re just bitter about what’s happened to their club with no realisation at all that NOTHING LASTS FOREVER!

They can’t seem to grasp what’s going on with the football-sport and football-business occurrences that are happening in front of their eyes so they need it explaining to them in more simple ways.

So, for any lurking Rags; think of your club like an ageing waning Hollywood star actress. She used to get all the big roles, she was winning the Golden Globes and Oscars, and she was coining it in. But as she’s got older the wrinkles have started to appear, the tits are sagging, her arse isn’t all that anymore… she started to get fewer big roles, so she had a face lift, she stopped winning the GGs and Oscars so she had her tits done, she stopped coining it in so she had arse implants. The plastic surgeon wasn’t very good though so now she looks like a freak. Lips and cheeks are frightening, eyebrows are nearer the hairline than the eyes, tits look like balloons and the arse looks unnatural… and it’s the younger newer actresses who keep getting all the big roles, the awards and the money over her, and she’s very very bitter about it.

That’s your club, lads. Space it up!

The way you portray them makes me think of Norma Desmond in "Sunset Boulevard".

 

[Vienna_70]

The great Jim Ratcliff sounds like he could give a shit.

Isn’t he a Chelsea fan?

I thought he put in a bid to acquire them from the Kremlin.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

The great Jim Ratcliff sounds like he could give a shit.

Could or couldn't?

 

[Gingers Dad]

Someone put the fucking violins on, listen to the spin, the saddened tone, the almost begging. Such a bent, one sided media, fucking bin dippers, they’ve finished 2,5,2,6 and they’re making it sound like they’re Sunderland. Fucking bought media disgusts me.

Cry me a fckin river

 

[TonyM]

Could or couldn't?

Sorry. Couldn't give a shit about them shits.

 

[Gingers Dad]

That was the deal when he sold his soul to the Devil.

The terms of the contract were cast in the early 90s.

Devil: So you want to knock Liverpool off their perch?

Ferguson: Yes.

Devil: No problem, I'll see to it that you better their league title tally then you'll have the bragging rights.

Ferguson: Great! What's that going to cost me?

Devil: well, when you retire in 2013 you'll have to sit in the stadium and watch the continued demise of your beloved club until the grim reaper comes calling. Then your arse is mine as well as your soul.

Was that the Charlie Daniels Band?

 

[Roachy]

Sadly the fucker is probably too pissed and senile these days to realise what’s going on. In his little head it’s still 1996.

There is a train of thought that he knows exactly what's going on, and loving every minute of it, sort of cementing his own ego snd status. Either way, it's fucking ace.

 

[svennis pennis]

Someone put the fucking violins on, listen to the spin, the saddened tone, the almost begging. Such a bent, one sided media, fucking bin dippers, they’ve finished 2,5,2,6 and they’re making it sound like they’re Sunderland. Fucking bought media disgusts me.

‘Take off your anti United blinkers’.

Nah I’m alright mate, fuck em.

 

[jrb]

As many have posted, it’s absolutely pathetic.

The Daily United had 10 articles about United today, almost 1 after another.