Sergio Gomez | Joins City on a four year deal

[TonyM]

It was a light-hearted quip :)

Ooo you

 

[goater1985]

Which of our left backs for the coming season do you want to play at Anfield?

Alfie Haaland. Inverted.

 

[Chevelle]

Fucking hell, he’s not even officially signed for us yet!

Just hate barca haha

 

[footballmanager]

I don't think Laporte has been around the team much yet since he seems to be doing his own recovery. It is my understanding that Rodri, Laporte, Bernardo, Cancelo, and Ortega are the only spanish speakers in the actual squad.

Portuguese and Spanish are similar enough, so he will have plenty of company, dont worry

 

[samarasra]

So you are saying your own post is top class?

To clarify, as you are struggling to understand the 2 brief sentences, I am saying that, had I read that top post, before posting, I would not have bothered to post my post as the theme was similar but had already been excellently covered by bluesince76.

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

Any chance he could play today?

 

[Chi-town blues]

Sheik Mansour drove to Brussels
on his marcedes benz
bought us back for a fraction of cucurella
sergio “left back “ gomez



coat

 

[SWP's back]

Any chance he could play today?

No. Not actually signed yet.

 

[oldius]

Gomez
Is our new full-back
Gomez
Number _ on his back
Gomez
Flying down the left
Gomez
He's from Anderlecht

Gomez
He plays with glee
Gomez
Sent by our Vinnie
Gomez
Can go left or right
Gomez
Makes you look like shite


To Go West by the Pet Shop Boys

 

[The_Maverick]

Awaiting clearance from Everton. ;-)

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Blue Llama]

Any chance he could play today?

No

 

[Centurions]

Sheik Mansour drove to Brussels
on his marcedes benz
bought us back for a fraction of cucurella
sergio “left back “ gomez



coat

More like tar and feathers for that appalling attempt...

 

[Bluemoon has risen]

Sheik Mansour drove to Brussels
on his marcedes benz
bought us back for a fraction of cucurella
sergio “left back “ gomez



coat

Really rolls off the tongue that one.

 

[bluemoon32]

Sheik Mansour drove to Brussels
on his marcedes benz
bought us back for a fraction of cucurella
sergio “left back “ gomez



coat

I'm glad we didn't sign that ex Brighton ****, if only to stop all the hideous pronounceations of his fucking name.
Let's sign a Smith or a Davies ffs

 

[Burtonblue]

We’ve had a great transfer window.
We’ve managed to replace (mildly) disgruntled players with some extremely exiting young players and bagged some cash in the deal.
These youngsters are going to re-energise the changing room.
I’m really happy Gomez is staying with the squad rather than being loaned out as some here were convinced would happen.
It seems to me that he has all the ingredients to become as good as Cancelo under Pep’s guidance.
Fuck Brighton and their overpriced left back. My money is on Pep and co unearthing another gem.

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

I'm glad we didn't sign that ex Brighton ****, if only to stop all the hideous pronounceations of his fucking name.
Let's sign a Smith or a Davies ffs

He’d have been known as la cucaracha for the rest of his time here… which isn’t nice really.

 

[Coatigan]

Think after Pep's presser, the belgian source for this and Pol deserve a bit of credit, for their suggestion that the plan at one point was to loan Gomez out. I didn't believe it and thought it was just guessing (still might have been), but Pep saying they had reconsidered and decided he is for the squad now suggests that intention to laon him out was there at one point.

 

[Erling Haaland's Eyebrows]

Gomez
Is our new full-back
Gomez
Number _ on his back
Gomez
Flying down the left
Gomez
He's from Anderlecht

Gomez
He plays with glee
Gomez
Sent by our Vinnie
Gomez
Can go left or right
Gomez
Makes you look like shite


To Go West by the Pet Shop Boys

Dear God

 

[Coatigan]

Gomez
Is our new full-back
Gomez
Number _ on his back
Gomez
Flying down the left
Gomez
He's from Anderlecht

Gomez
He plays with glee
Gomez
Sent by our Vinnie
Gomez
Can go left or right
Gomez
Makes you look like shite


To Go West by the Pet Shop Boys

Think that melody should be reserved for Ilkay made the scousers cry, exclusively.

 

[oldius]

Dear God

I din't think it was that good...cheers!