United Thread - 2022/23

[jaiguruKun]

How did these players pass the mandatory DNA test?

 

[Centurions]

Seven away league defeats on the run. First time since 1936, apparently.

Come on, they've got 15 minutes to turn this around.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

It’s just hilarious

 

[Centurions]

How did these players pass the mandatory DNA test?

Why? Do you think some of them aren't human?

 

[Bluethemaway]

I thought it was the fans that were not going to turn up ;-)

 

[Debaser]

It'll be a shame when they're relegated what are we going to laugh at then.

Them being equally as shit in the championship

 

[Ignominious]

The league table has a certain symmetry about it tonight. Long may it continue!

 

[jaiguruKun]

Why? Do you think some of them aren't human?

The "United DNA"

 

[Brunswick Blue]

If Ten Hag didn't know what a job he has, he does now.

 

[Kamaro011]

 

[CityBluez]

If Ten Hag didn't know what a job he has, he does now.

Ten Hag won't last a year

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Bumped into my wife's Uncle Bob. Originally from Portsmouth so only naturally he supports Utd. Had a season ticket for a time in the 80s & 90s.
Anyway he saw me with a City shirt on and said "what's that shit you are wearing".
My reply - "not as shit as you lot are now".
Imagine my shock when he said "I gave up following football about 5 years ago"...................Really

Didn't the Mondays write a song about him............?

 

[Sk@mcfc]

0-0 second half fair play

 

[Don Karleone]

 

[big gaz]

Can I enjoy MOTD to night ?

 

[RayCTID]

Total Football.

 

[01cravend]

The absolute audacity of United fans who claimed Fernandes was better than Kev. Never seen him not ghost a game vs a good team.

 

[Brunswick Blue]

Yes

 

[Bluethemaway]

Expecting a Scum changing room bust up

 

[RandomJ]

Liverpool (H)
Southampton (A)
Leicester (A)
Arsenal (H)
Palace (A)
Leeds (H)
City (A)
Everton (A)
Newcastle (H)
Spurs (H)
Chelsea (A)
West Ham (H)

That is between now and November and I seriously can only see them pick up about 5 points maximum from those games. They are in the shit.