United Thread - 2022/23

[Deleted member 77198]

Very late to the party, but I only just came across this.....




Bless.

If I were Rayne Wooney, I’d be more worried about whether there’s any science behind swapping sex juices with old women making you look 25 years older than you are yourself.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Nothing friendly about that bucket of pungent bodily waste that calls itself a football club.
'Friendly' implies that they are an amiable, affable bunch of lads, and nothing could be further from the truth. They are an utter abomination, a pus-filled, scab-encrusted ulcer on the face of mankind.

If a rag so much as presumes to be a friend of mine I will rip his entrails out via his anus with a gigantic pair of industrial pliers (after heating them up in a furnace until white hot, of course), then stuff his intestinal tract into an envelope and post it to his nearest and dearest...and make them pay post and packaging.

I really do wish you'd climb down off that fence.

 

[Kippax77]

Paid for by the TV Licence fee payer.

Fucking hell Rashford can actually smile after all

 

[Blue Mist]

Very late to the party, but I only just came across this.....




Bless.

Jim, when you say late, you do realise there is late and then there is the Jurassic period late don't you.

 

[deano ou812]

Hahaha I’ll stick this in here,working today had radio on and the DJ says “today is glamorous granny day and that’s Wayne Rooney’s favourite day of the year”.

 

[jimharri]

Jim, when you say late, you do realise there is late and then there is the Jurassic period late don't you.

I know. But at my age, fast movement is nigh on impossible. These days, I'm built for comfort, not for speed.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I had him down as a Hinge and Bracket fan

Granny minge & Bracket

 

[freshie]

Back to his best :)

 

[Vienna_70]

Back to his best :)

Miles ahead of Kevin?

Deluded doesn’t enter into it!

 

[ford7]

Hopefully this turns into a full blown circus in the coming weeks.