United Thread - 2022/23

[bluemonkey71]

Burn you fuckers

 

[Stoned Rose]

Bottom of the league.

 

[Debaser]

Sounds like Gary Neville thinks that United can get even lower Than this!

Of course they can, there is so much needed to improve and there is absolutely no plan at all to even begin the rebuild, I don't think they have accepted a rebuild is necessary

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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Just a gentle reminder fellow Blues.
They’re born SCUM.
They grow up SCUM.
They will always be SCUM.

As you were.
CTID.

Not a huge admirer then............? ;-)

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

The rags trying to pass out from the back lol.

That 2nd goal was even funnier than the 1st.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Apparently Ronaldo stormed down the tunnel not acknowledging the fans, his manager and his teammates

Probably does that every day tbf.

 

[SebastianBlue]

“It’s going to get worse before it gets better, unfortunately.”

When exactly is it meant to get “better”?

 

[Bill the Blue]

36 games left to get 40 points..!

They're fcuked..!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I’ve just seen the shortlist for Ballon D’Or. How the fucking hell is fake Ronaldo even on that list???

UEFA pulling a clarkie?

 

[Mayor West]

 

[citizen_maine]

“It’s going to get worse before it gets better, unfortunately.”

When exactly is it meant to get “better”?

After it gets worse

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Ten months needs downgrading to Ten games.

 

[SebastianBlue]

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Losing the officials will only make their problems worse!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Looking at that they clearly have the strongest squad in the prem, holding the rest of them up.

 

[SWPISHOME]

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Karma

Makes it even funnier that they can't spell properly on a banner ffs "Separated". It's not difficult haha

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I have a sinking feeling that they will beat Brentford tonight (with a lot of help, of course) and the media will be out with their boringly predictable 'They're Back!' headlines, telling us all that the masterplan is finally coming together and the world had better watch out because the pisscan has got them playing the u*ited way.'
Simon Stone and his cerebrally-challenged followers will be triumphantly hailing a new beginning for the rags, and the well-oiled PR machine will roar into overdrive. VAR will win player of the year for them and Slabhead will receive an honorary Knighthood for his services to football...




and breathe.

That opening line has aged well.......... ;-)

 

[SebastianBlue]

Looking at that they clearly have the strongest squad in the prem, holding the rest of them up.

If only United were allowed two more players on the pitch to hold Martinez up.

 

[ErlingHaaland]

Fuck em ….. everyone who plays for them , played for them , wants to play for them ( not many ) , managed them and most of all supported them . Karma is a right bastard at times

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That was difficult to give a 'like' as it the Sun but it's good to be fair........

 

[HelloCity]

Imagine how much Ronaldo is going to play up these next couple of weeks or so.