9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Le Havre Oswald]

Loved how he did a lap clapping the fans. Fuckin love him

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

 

[argyle]

Anyone else notice Clive Tyldesley trying to make out that Haaland’s goal was a high boot?

Then said Joao’s cross hardly deserved an assist because Erling had so much work still to do.

What a ****.

think he was just trying to fill the airwaves, found him ok for the rest of the game.

 

[Bozo]

Man is an alien.

 

[SebastianBlue]

think he was just trying to fill the airwaves, found him ok for the rest of the game.

Yes, but did you know Bellingham is not yet 20?

 

[oakiecokie]

An absolute ridiculous wonderful goal !!!

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Do not get this obsession from the media about how many touches he has in a game , it doesnt f*cking matter if he keeps on scoring match winning goals.

 

[M18CTID]

Man is an alien.

He’s The Terminator

 

[55yr old teenager]

Wow!!! Still can't believe he is playing for us. Have never felt this excited about a player before. The guy is just unbelievable, love him.

 

[Ric]

Absolutely ridiculous goal tonight. It was right in front of us, and don’t think I’ve ever seen a player do something like that before. He’s a genuine freak of nature. Still can’t quite believe he’s ours.

 

[aguero93:20]

Absolutely ridiculous goal tonight. It was right in front of us, and don’t think I’ve ever seen a player do something like that before. He’s a genuine freak of nature. Still can’t quite believe he’s ours.

Like father like son Ric, we looked after his dad.

 

[skillman]

Seen him do it at Dortmund but was something else seeing it in the flesh. A joke of a finish and something seemingly completely unique to him.

I remember he got shit for trying it against the Dippers in the Community Shield. Always the last laugh it seems!

 

[eversince 76]

An absolute ridiculous wonderful goal !!!

Decent goal

 

[PabZabb]

Wish we signed Nunez though

 

[Pep Guardiola]

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Poor form from Ferdinand and Jake Humphrey tonight smirking as they said he looked like an alien. Very poor form

 

[River Plate]

That goal reminded me too much of Zlatan.

 

[ninjamonkey]

How has he got to that? Seriously, how? That's just inhuman. I said against Sevilla, nobody else in world football reaches thatball from kdb for his goal that seemed simple, the same applies here nobody else can get to that, he shouldn't be able to get to it.

Hes the difference! we draw that last year, when he's on the pitch you know he will be there if you provide for him, it's frightening how many extra games he's going to win for a team that barely loses. Superstar.

 

[SJT]

Kung Fu viking - the lad is cool as
on and off the field.

 

[WestGorton]

Unbelievable