Media thread 2022/23

[Centurions]

Brandon Barker plays in Cyprus?? Oh dear!

I was just thinking the same. Christ, the lad's had a lot of clubs.

 

[laserblue]

I was just thinking the same. Christ, the lad's had a lot of clubs.

More clubs than Rory the rag McIlroy.

 

[andyhinch]

You must like watching channel 5 on Thursday nights as well :).

Don’t get me going looks like I’ll be stuck here for 6-8 weeks trying to sort sky out in my room

 

[LongsightM13]

Bar San Juan.

My man!

With the old portable TV on top of the fridge!

Now a struggle to get in past southern BBC tarts (of both genders) hogging tables for four hours with one bottle of wine and eight glasses

 

[HelloCity]

I was just thinking the same. Christ, the lad's had a lot of clubs.

Playing in Scotland took everything out of him.

 

[aguero93:20]

Don’t get me going looks like I’ll be stuck here for 6-8 weeks trying to sort sky out in my room

I will get you links to streams mate, I'm sorry about last night, fucking painkillers knocked me out.

 

[andyhinch]

I will get you links to streams mate, I'm sorry about last night, fucking painkillers knocked me out.

Don’t worry about it, should get a tv and my fire stick sorted tomorrow, I’m a bit the same with the painkillers tbh

 

[feelymcfeel]

The media are doing their absolute best to unsettle our team, specifically trying to turn them against Haaland (even despite him by all accounts being very well liked) and/or cause admin chaos.

Tbf I've looked through the comment and it seems half dont believe it and the other think he's worth it, so it doesn't seem to be affecting the sportswashing murdering petrodollar reputation we've already got with the average idiot.

 

[Chris in London]

Must admit I struggle to name a really good Italian

Mario Balotelli

 

[aguero93:20]

Mario Balotelli

Starters are very good but the mains and desserts are fairly shit tbf.

 

[LongsightM13]

More clubs than Rory the rag McIlroy.

McIlroy’s dad is a proper bad Bert tbf, big pal of O’Leary the blue from Ryanair

 

[andyhinch]

McIlroy’s dad is a proper bad Bert tbf, big pal of O’Leary the blue from Ryanair

Wonder what went wrong with Rory, would love Jonathan Ross to repeat that ;-)

 

[mat]

Mario Balotelli

He's good at darts

 

[Chris in London]

I'll have you know that Ammonia Nicosia are one of the best pub teams in the Europeless League.

no need for caustic comments

:)

 

[Woody135]

It's speculation and more likely Erling will take the piss at some point and call out the article.

Like he did with the shopping trolley.

Half expecting an “I wish” tweet

 

[bluealf]

Playing in Scotland took everything out of him.

Dear lord, the poor lad looks 50 :(

Such high hopes after seeing him smash in goals for fun in u18's, good partnership with Angelino.

Was thinking he had more hair when he joined

then I thought is that a good combover?

Glad I shaved my hair off before I entered the world of combovers, it was a close thing though lol

 

[aguero93:20]

no need for caustic comments

:)

If you got stung by a jellyfish Chris?

 

[Chris in London]

If you got stung by a jellyfish Chris?

I forget, do you piss on that or pour vinegar on it?

(I always go swimming with a bottle of vinegar)

 

[aguero93:20]

I forget, do you piss on that or pour vinegar on it?

(I always go swimming with a bottle of vinegar)

Piss, but vinegar would probably help.

 

[Barcon]

Dear lord, the poor lad looks 50 :(

Such high hopes after seeing him smash in goals for fun in u18's, good partnership with Angelino.

Was thinking he had more hair when he joined

then I thought is that a good combover?

Glad I shaved my hair off before I entered the world of combovers, it was a close thing though lol

Wish I hadn't got his name on the back of my shirt now.