Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Barcon]

Shit I'm gay.

Should have done a beige emu like a real man

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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This is no joke, just real life!

 

[bluetonium]

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Haha! Tribute band to Kiss, Piss! But I don't remember uncle fester on rhythm guitar.

 

[JRockBlues]

Haha! Tribute band to Kiss, Piss! But I don't remember uncle fester on rhythm guitar.

Looks more like the bassist from Ningen Isu

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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The twat in his trainers made me laugh, couldn't even make the effort.

 

[Jazzman]

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I can't stop laughing at this. Uncle Fester in the band Piss, ha ha ha. Am I the only one seeing @Mad Eyed Screamer with a painted face there?

 

[eboblue]

Any other nerds out there who think that the caption should read 1023 Megabytes?

Non binary people will accept it...

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Police were tipped of this morning about a stolen consignment of dildos in a barn. A police spokesman said several officers were sent to the scene.

It is understood that no dildos were discovered but the barn was said to be full of squatters.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids over the weekend... My best game of Scrabble ever!

 

[Dogtanian]

I asked my new date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up.

I guess we aren't going to work out.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]